Tuesday, November 8, 2011

It pays to be Paula Jones

Posted by Max Brantley on Tue, Nov 8, 2011 at 4:50 PM

FAST WOMAN: But speeding just got a warning for Paula Jones.
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Here's some small comfort for the women who've accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment and now find themselves being run through the right-wing politics-of-personal-destruction mill. Celebrity might pay off some day (and with something less painful than a televised boxing match with Tonya Harding).

Local example, in the person of Paula Jones of Lonoke, the famous accuser of Bill Clinton who is now a quiet suburban mom with a job in a medical office. Posted today on her Facebook account:

“Talk about LUCKY this morning … I got stopped by a state trooper going 80 and when he only gave me a warning and said “we have 180 something mutual FB friends” then I was like well we should be friends too! He was very polite and nice and told me to SLOW way down tho!!! Thank you sir! :D [emoticon for BIG smile]”

Commented a Facebook friend: “I am wearing a Paula Jones mask next time if I want to speed in Arkansas. Lol”

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From the picture the face ain't what got easy treatment so a mask might need to be a little more involved.

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Posted by Citizen1 on 11/08/2011 at 4:42 PM

she's proof that even the guilty can be perceived as successful presidents...Kennedy and Clinton...and if the left needs the ammo...then believe the blood-sucker from yesterday and vote for Cain! He'll make you proud. Bring on the accusers!!! Good for our country!

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Posted by HoodLifter on 11/08/2011 at 4:47 PM

You'll need a mask AND a boob job.

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Posted by Rutrow on 11/08/2011 at 5:11 PM

Last week we went down to Robinson Music Hall to see “Shrek” which was a great show. In one of the scenes, Lord Farquaad rode his horse onto the stage — the horse appearing to be highly energized. “Calm down, Paula Jones!” yelled Farquaad to the horse, drawing a huge laugh from the audience. Obviously, nobody in these parts has forgotten Paula Jones.

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Posted by Durango on 11/08/2011 at 5:14 PM

Only problem was Paula was telling the truth. Caiin's accusers are lying!

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Posted by Orville Fulbright on 11/08/2011 at 5:40 PM

Tsk, tsk, Orville, only 50 % correct.

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Posted by Cato on 11/08/2011 at 5:59 PM

Two nice cash settlements means someone wasn't lying. And now a pattern evolves.

What about Herman's wife? Will she 'stand by her man?'
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"We know all about Mrs. Romney, Mrs. Gingrich and Mr. Palin. But what about Mrs. Cain?

That would be the wife of Herman Cain, the former Godfathers Pizza executive who is exploring a Republican run for the White House in 2012.

“Don’t expect the traditional amount of exposure you normally get from a campaign wife,” Cain said about his wife, Gloria. “She’s not going to do that.”

Cain, a charismatic orator known for riling up crowds at Tea Party events, said his wife of almost 43 years doesn’t desire to be the center of attention on stage or on TV.

“My wife is one of the most unassuming, not-looking-for-the-limelight-people you’ve ever met,” he said during a phone interview in between campaigning in Nashville. “And I’m going to keep it that way. I’m not going to push her out there to try to do things she doesn’t want to do. That’s not her personality.”

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/19/herman-c…

Then came Greta Van Susteren show.

Inquiring Minds want to know.

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Posted by eLwood on 11/08/2011 at 6:26 PM

Every time one of Bill’s bimbos erupts, I’m reminded of what Lloyd Bentsen said to Dan Quayle:

“You’re no Jack Kennedy.”

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Posted by scrapper72 on 11/08/2011 at 6:32 PM

Paula Jones took enough trashing for a lifetime during the Whitewater years. She should be left in peace.

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Posted by plainjim on 11/08/2011 at 7:03 PM

I will second the emotion of Plainjim

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Posted by Sanford Marker on 11/08/2011 at 7:51 PM

She changed the world. You go, Paula Jones.

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Posted by radical centrist on 11/08/2011 at 8:16 PM

I actually saw here sitting on a bench at the Blandford Building at St. Vincent's when I went over there for an eye appointment. She looked pretty awful. Oh well....

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Posted by bopbamboom on 11/08/2011 at 8:19 PM

What red blooded cop wouldn't like to pull Paula Jones over?

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Posted by bugeyedlittlefreak on 11/08/2011 at 8:26 PM

well, a Little Rock cop might want to beat the crap out of her.

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Posted by Sanford Marker on 11/08/2011 at 8:37 PM

max is as usual a sensationalist and odious.

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Posted by conservative on 11/08/2011 at 10:21 PM

I would rather get a ticket than look like that dumb whore.

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Posted by angryoldwoman on 11/09/2011 at 9:50 AM

Next time a state trooper gives me a ticket, I'm gonna complain about favoritism. Old lady like me? I don't do Facebook. I've got everything else Paula has, and then some.

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Posted by Doigotta on 11/09/2011 at 10:42 AM
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