Monday, December 12, 2011
Police beat / Guns / Religion Why we must allow guns at church
Posted by Max Brantley on Mon, Dec 12, 2011 at 12:14 PM
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”Life’s tough … it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne
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We had a knife fight in church on Sunday, wasn't much. The kid next to me was making change for a five in the collection plate and the old man behind me took offense. You know how old people can be. Well the kid had the bigger knife but the man had the reach. It was over before much damage was done, a few stitches for the kid is all. I've got to get the blood out of my white shirt though.
Church. Those there that day shan't forget the magic moment . . . as two became one in the sight of God . . . those two little words . . . .
“Do you, Callista Bisek, take Newton Leroy Gingrich to be your husband? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, forsaking all others and holding only unto him?"
“Charge it.”
So natural and unaffected. So vivacious. So Girl Next Door yet so First Lady, our Callista.
http://gawker.com/5812309/newt-gingrichs-t…
I think people who shoot other people are pansies. Stabbing is much more personal. Shows you care. The heavy gunfire is saved for the Baptist and Non-Denominational Churches:
http://www.carlchinn.com/Church_Security_C…
(From my Big Apple Lunchtime Lurker, the Huckabee Hackster)
MIKE: Did you get my text?
JANET: What on earth is THAT?
MIKE: It’s a message you send somebody on their cell phone using –
JANET: I mean that PICTURE!
MIKE: It’s their Christmas card.
JANET: It’s HORRIBLE!
MIKE: They’re Puerto Ricans.
JANET: And people thought WE were tacky.
MIKE: Here in the office they’re calling the cheetah ‘Newt’ and the antelope ‘Mitt.’
JANET: That’s not funny.
MIKE: At least everybody’s forgotten about David and the stray dog thing.
JANET: And John Mark’s porn problem. I hope.
MIKE: I know. It’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop.
JANET: Kids. Oh, well - Feliz Navidad.
MIKE: Right back atcha, Mama.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/j…
Times are sure confusing.
Treated late Monday afternoon, but a crowd was at the church 9:45 pm.
Was it a Sunday night crowd 9:45 pm but the stabbed didn't go to hospital till late Monday?
Or was the victim taken to the hospital and STILL there being treated late today?
Man that is some poor grammer going on.
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