So, uh, here's a video of a mustachioed Kris Allen goofin' with some friends and, uh, well ... huh. There's a lot of stuff going on here, and I don't really know what else to say, so, I guess, have yourself a dubstep little Christmas?
I could find no reference to Bill Callahan anywhere! What's up with that?
Beautifully said, David Ramsey, sir.