Jack Pearadin and Doug Nelsen found a 1.73-carat diamond after nearly a year of searching the park's field.
Jackass and CKY star Bam Margera brings the madness to Revolution, with Hunter Moore and members of CKY, 18-and-older, 9 p.m., $15-$40.
As for the ragin' after-party? Where else but Discovery? That gets rollin' late and goes 'til even later, with a DJ set from Moore, as well as Sleepy, Wolf-e-Wolf, Justin Sane, Brandon Peck, a drag show at 12:30 a.m. and a Latin dance party at 1:30 a.m. with DJ Johnny Mambo, 9 p.m.-5 a.m., $10.
Stacy Hurst doesn't bring state employees flowers any more-just pink slips. And, Teapublibans don't need…