In the following paragraph:
"Or Marion Orton, without whose hard work we would have no Fayetteville Public Access Television, Fayetteville Government Channel, or the variious education channels we all enjoy?"
The word "variious" should obviously be "various," as in:
There are various days in which Drake assumes that both forms of Spell Check he uses are actually his friend, and he inflicts various linguistic assaults upon the various sensibilities of his readers.
My sympathy extends to the dog an to the officer. I left my ferret in…