Thursday, November 12, 2015

Oh, Duncan and Wendy Campbell, we hardly knew ye . . .

Posted By on Thu, Nov 12, 2015 at 12:14 PM

I had thought to track down Duncan and Wendy Campbell of Protect Fayetteville, perhaps to attend - and report on - one of their services, so, using the Google Machine, I undertook a Campbell odyssey.

Oh, the things one discovers by going online!

First I traveled to their website, which had a banner reading.”Become Ordained Today!” Word of caution - though it was up yesterday and this morning, the link isn’t there as I write this; maybe it will be back tomorrow?

So, visiting the Campbell’s website, I discovered that, in addition to their faith, based on a sort of Old Testament view of life - certainly, their language is sprinkled with enough archaic terms as to make one wonder if they are aware that they live in the 21st Century, that they have a plethora of items for sale.

Hanukkah eBook $9.99

Tambourine Dance Choreography eBook $12

Streamer Choreography eBook $12

Tambourine Dance History eBook $8.00

Tambourine Dance Choreography eVideo $5

And others. I’m not passing judgment; I sort of wish I had ads many things to sell. My soul certainly didn’t fetch a lot . . .

I was then led to this site - - where I found this, under BECOME AN ORDAINED CHRISTIAN MINISTER ONLINE

“Guide others on the path of God
• Run your own congregation
• Perform weddings, baptisms, and other ceremonies
• Valid in all 50 US states”

can’t beat that with a stick. Of course, they also offer online learning courses. This is a service of the Christian National Church, which seems to be connected to the to United National Church, which offers neat ordination packets, ranging from $49.99, which offers:

“Basic Wedding Ordination
Certificate of Ordination
Letter of Good Standing with Official Church Seal
Plastic Professional Minister’s License Card
Free Shipping with Tracking”

to the $139.99 package, which gives you:

“Perform Weddings, Ministry, & Counseling Ordination
• Honorary Doctor of Divinity Diploma
• Certified Christian Counselor Certificate
• Certificate of Ordination
• Letter of Good Standing with Official Church Seal
• 1 Plastic Professional Minister’s License Card
• Plastic Clergy Parking Permit
• 1 Diploma Cover
• 4 Marriage Certificates
• 2 Renewal of Vows Certificates
• 1 Professional Wedding Ceremony Script
• 2 Counseling Completion Certificates
• Official Clergy Badge with Church Logo
• 2 Baptism Certificates
• Free Shipping with Tracking”

Nice work if you can get, I suppose. I’m not saying that folks who get their “ordinations” online aren’t quite legit - but that’s how I feel, actually. Sorry.

Yes, you have to  believe in God, accept Jesus as your savior, and pray for you past sins, but still . . .

And, of course. Protect Fayetteville itself is still in full-panic mode this month, as evidenced by their Facebook page.


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