For those who have so heartlessly been excluded from this event, let me invite you down to McNab where we will have a non-cork wine sampling on the tailgate of the slightly-illegal mobile adult beverage emporium from sometime after dark until the last dog drags hisself away --- or the Hempstead County deputies come acalling. Wine will be served in decorative paper cups at $2 a shot. Some of the wines to be sampled include "Forever Elvis" and "Atlanta After Dark," two of our customers' favorites. We've invited Martha Shoffner to speak but she hasn't responded to our invitation.
I don't know what the big deal is. I believe that our fascination with Rembrandt is a passing thing, and we will soon put our art attention back where it should be --- dogs playing poker and Razorback highlights.
Yeah, Plainjim, and those horses don't look so good after awhile.
Actually, I am pretty sure it was Andy Devine, and we all know how he and Wild Bill feel about queer Scouts.
What we need -- in order to make this event truly safe and family-friendly -- is an 'enforced open carry' bill for festivals.
This is what we've come to: Fighting among ourselves over points in an obituary.
Re: “Our far-flung correspondents”
Actually, Olphart, 'geysers' is the Icelandic pronounciation of 'geezers.' You say po-TAY-toes, Norma Bates says po-TAH-toes. See?