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Re: “Saddest day of the year”
An important and nuanced distinction. Thanks, Andrew.
Re: “Best face forward”
It has long been established that 'Arkapithecus' is a pseudonym for a degenerate former Conwegian also known as 'Squashwater', 'Devil Puthams' and 'Stinkfinger McGoo'
But rather than besmirching his degenerate character, let me defend myself by addressing these points one-by-one:
1) These are strong words from a known fellator and peddler of boyish panty-pics. As for Andy Rooney, his searing weekly commentary on how he doesn't like it when people send him hats is a Sunday institution which has, on more than one occasion, led me to drive my finger far enough into my eyeball that I actually thought I was touching my brain. Mr. Pithecus, if you think so highly of Mr. Rooney, I suggest you fly to New York, break into his decaying apartment, and read him BROWN BEAR, BROWN BEAR, WHAT DO YOU SEE? before he goes to bed. I assure you, you two will be fast friends.
2) A brief, but heart-wrenching dalliance with Mrs. Lansbury during my salad days led me to said resentment. I speak of it only when I drink. Please pay it no mind.
3) I am a dick.
4) This is simply out of line. It is well-known that Mr. Mutombo and I were colleagues when training together in the Baal Shem Tav school of Rabbinic Judaism. It is because of this that, even though I am in now way Jewish, I have been doctrinally cleared to make these jokes.
5) No comment.
As for a fight, Mr. Pithecus, I will stomp your dick into the dirt. Please bring it to our skirmish.
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Re: Friday finish — An oldie but goodie for legislature? A rebuttal for Tom Cotton
Oh, Durango, if only it could've been! Our ASJ told us he was only 28,…
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Re: Remember Jon Hubbard? He hasn't mellowed
Thank goodness the people in Jonesboro and Craighead Co. voted for Harold Copenhaver and defeated…
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on May 18, 2013
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Re: It's called CYA: Tim "Pipeline" Griffin backs pipeline relocation
Well put, Hackett!
- on May 18, 2013
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