GrahamGordy 
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A trash sack full of rib bones.

Updated on October 18, 2010 at 1:41 AM

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Re: “Saddest day of the year

An important and nuanced distinction. Thanks, Andrew.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by GrahamGordy on 11/30/2011 at 2:23 PM

Re: “Best face forward

It has long been established that 'Arkapithecus' is a pseudonym for a degenerate former Conwegian also known as 'Squashwater', 'Devil Puthams' and 'Stinkfinger McGoo'

But rather than besmirching his degenerate character, let me defend myself by addressing these points one-by-one:

1) These are strong words from a known fellator and peddler of boyish panty-pics. As for Andy Rooney, his searing weekly commentary on how he doesn't like it when people send him hats is a Sunday institution which has, on more than one occasion, led me to drive my finger far enough into my eyeball that I actually thought I was touching my brain. Mr. Pithecus, if you think so highly of Mr. Rooney, I suggest you fly to New York, break into his decaying apartment, and read him BROWN BEAR, BROWN BEAR, WHAT DO YOU SEE? before he goes to bed. I assure you, you two will be fast friends.

2) A brief, but heart-wrenching dalliance with Mrs. Lansbury during my salad days led me to said resentment. I speak of it only when I drink. Please pay it no mind.

3) I am a dick.

4) This is simply out of line. It is well-known that Mr. Mutombo and I were colleagues when training together in the Baal Shem Tav school of Rabbinic Judaism. It is because of this that, even though I am in now way Jewish, I have been doctrinally cleared to make these jokes.

5) No comment.

As for a fight, Mr. Pithecus, I will stomp your dick into the dirt. Please bring it to our skirmish.

Posted by GrahamGordy on 10/18/2010 at 1:34 AM

 

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