http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2012/11/09/just-in-time-for-christmas-another-mike-huckabee-collection Comments On: Just in time for Christmas, another Mike Huckabee collection by Max Brantley en-us Copyright 2013 Arkansas Times. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Arkansas Times readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Arkansas Times. robert@arktimes.com (Arkansas Times Webmaster) Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:01 -0500 Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:00 -0500 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Max Brantley]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:25:38 -0600 Arkansas Times I'll repost over there. :)
Posted by HardHeadedWoman]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:49:14 -0600 Arkansas Times
(Right church; wrong pew!)
Posted by hugh mann]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:10:52 -0600 Arkansas Times Right wing conspiracy theories in 3...2...1.......
Posted by HardHeadedWoman]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:47:21 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by hugh mann]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:35:05 -0600 Arkansas Times
Papaw Huck here again.

Let’s say you decide to commute the sentence of a serial rapist, and said rapist goes to a neighboring state and murders and rapes two women, one of who was pregnant with a little gift from God. What do you do? You double down by commuting the 95-year sentence of another violent felon who then travels to Washington state and slays four police officers.

Why am I telling you this? Just look at the subtitle of my book: "Things That Matter Most."
Posted by scrapper72]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:51:24 -0600 Arkansas Times
One must also wonder how fat his grandchildren will be when they grow up? But all this offers us a helpful guide to who we should hang around with or claim as a relative. If you go to Cousin Billy Bob's house and you see a whole shelf of Huckabee books....RUN....RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Posted by DeathbyInches]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:39:22 -0600 Arkansas Times Are these the same kind of parenting skills he used with his own kids that led one of them to torture a dog?
Please, Huck, just go away!
Posted by HardHeadedWoman]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:17:32 -0600 Arkansas Times
Children so raised are automatically aware of this that there is no reason for mention in the book.
Posted by urocyon]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 11:54:56 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Cato]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 11:40:57 -0600 Arkansas Times
Is there one in there about hanging the family dog from a tree?
Posted by FullThrottle]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:58:53 -0600 Arkansas Times
Please don't imitate my son David by torturing and killing a stray dog who happens to wander into a Boy Scout camp. If it does happen, make sure your daddy is the governor so it all can be swept under the rug.

And remember that it's never cool to pack a Glock pistol when boarding an airline.

Papaw Huck
Posted by scrapper72]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:56:09 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Norma Bates]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:31:59 -0600 Arkansas Times
I've told staff to stamp autograph a dozen copies and send them to 201 East Markham
in time for the cynical people at your paper to have a genuine lift this Holy Season.

After very disappointing national elections I knew my thousands of adoring supporters back home would need a work such as this to lift their spirits and remind them that God's appointed people are still active and working for a better society while preparing the faithful for the inevitable return of Jesus. Raise up your youngsters in the Christian tradition of heritage stories. If you're one of the first 100 to order my new Spirit-Filled book of what matters most you will receive a signed bar of new, unopened Lava soap to remind you of what lies ahead as this nation faces four years of abomination brought on by flocks drifting away from their Christian duty.

Keep your hands clean and your hard drives cleaner. Believe!
Posted by Hard.drive]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:24:46 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by HillcrestArky]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:16:14 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by almost]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:12:37 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Doigotta]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:08:38 -0600 Arkansas Times