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I think we all know this stuff isn't good for aquatic life, at the very least.
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It's commensin' to begin to start.. Pause here about 15 seconds for dramatic effect...

The Mayans were right. Another 10 second pause right here...

According to my reading of the glyphs on that Mayan end-times stone I have deciphered this: "and lo there shall come down from the north a great warrior in the form of a badger, he who undecipherable... his loins will be girdled with undecipherable and shall smite the wicked in their lair and turn their rivers to blood". Chillin' ain't it?*

That little bloody rivulet on Pine St. may not seem much but--you mark my words-- the Arkansas river will be next. Impossible, you say? Well, even further back in the day, Ramses II had ordinary magicians millin" around the throne who easily matched ol' Moses' tricks including turning the Nile, which puts the Arkansas in the shade, into type "O". What I'm sayin' here is that it ain't no big thang.

Folks, you might want to begin thinkin' 'bout repentin' from your wicked ways. We've got two weeks left and in that time we got hail stones and bullfrogs rainin' down and hordes of grasshoppers descendin'. The infamous dog-peter gnat will abandon it's normal host and descend upon the first-born males of Little Rock and chaos and all kinds of teeth gnashin' will prevail. The Republican house and senate will not convene at the 1st of the year--that bein' on the bright side.

You experts on scriptural matters think you have me on the matter of the first-born males-- that bein' that pharaoh's magicians couldn't match that trick, or wouldn't, as some think, due to ethical and moral restraints. Yeah, I know, the circumcised were forewarned and painted their doors so that the dog-peter angel would bypass them and none of that has occurred here. Well to all you biblical scholars I got three words for you:"Google Street Maps". The gnats are gonna know who lives where and who's done what.

I don't expect to be taken serious on this seeins'how a prophet is without honor in hisownself's country so I don't expect any panic until the stars start fallin' from the sky about two weeks hence. You won't have me to kick around after that.

* How did I decipher the Mayan stone when archeologists have failed? And, yes, I ain't ever been much good at glyphs. What happened was that I found in downtown Little Rock, back in the summer, right on the sidewalk in front of the Capitol Hotel, mind you, a shiny little pebble. That little rock (good pun, huh?) turned out to be one of old Joseph Smith's seein stones that he used to decipher the golden plates loaned to him by Michael, the archangel of note. It turns out the stone deciphers Mayan too! Who'da thought it? Mitt Romney must have lost it during one of his stops here. That's what I figure and, as you've no doubt noticed, I'm good at figurin'.
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