http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2013/01/24/lock-load-and-pass-the-wafers Comments On: Lock, load and pass the wafers by Max Brantley en-us Copyright 2013 Arkansas Times. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Arkansas Times readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Arkansas Times. robert@arktimes.com (Arkansas Times Webmaster) Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:01 -0500 Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:00 -0500 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
We make up a bunch of hand-written notes reading "YO' MAMA IS THE WHORE OF BABYLON!!" and sign it, The Baptists or whatever. We take these notes around one night and nail it to the front door of all the churches. Step back and see what happens.
Posted by Olphart]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:11:21 -0600 Arkansas Times
Sounds a little far-fetched but if you look back in history, it's more the norm. Christians vs Muslims, Protestants vs Catholics and prior to the Civil War here, the Mormons and Christians had a little shooting war just up in Missouri. The Mormons eventually moved on out to Utah where the native Indians proved to be more tolerant.

Christians bicker among themselves all the time anyway. No Baptist congregation stays intact for long, always breaking off and forming new churches. I think that, we, of the unchurched should encourage all this guns in church idea. Maybe get an armaments race going on. Wouldn't be long before a spark could set the whole thing off, something along the lines of sprinkling vs submerging, predestination vs free will determination, once saved, always saved vs whatever you call the opposite. Your doctrine vs mine. The One True Religion vs you other assholes. Once properly armed up and a shot or two fired, a chain reaction would surely ensue and they'd blow each other away.

As long as we, the infidels, stayed out of the way for a while, the meek (us) would finally inherit the earth as Jesus predicted. There'd still be a few Quakers, Mennonites and 7th Day Adventists around but we could live with them because we're, you know, tolerant.
Posted by Olphart]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:42:44 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by mrprincipal07]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:07:00 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Verla Sweere]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:15:42 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by urocyon]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:03:49 -0600 Arkansas Times Next up: Shooting ranges for target practice between Sunday School and Church. Load up and come to Jesus.
Posted by fandancy]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:26:30 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Paul Covert]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:06:36 -0600 Arkansas Times
Now I supposed it's going to be moutaingirl's tune. But I haven't been in over 20 yrs so I can't say what church has become. All the cool preachers are gone, the new ones are more interested in pussy than salvation.
Posted by eLwood]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:57:28 -0600 Arkansas Times http://ronhelwig.com/first_church_gun
Posted by Doc]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:52:42 -0600 Arkansas Times
!!!ATTENTION ALL CHOIR MEMBERS!!!

Mandatory choir practice
7:00 pm, Monday evening
Music room of the educational building
Refreshments will be served
Guns optional

Our choir will perform the beloved hymn “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition” during Sunday’s service to accompany Brother Jackson’s special sermon “Gunliness Is Next to Godliness”. Words and music are attached. Please come prepared.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kay_kys…
Posted by mountaingirl]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:36:51 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by mrprincipal07]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:36:49 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by evil monkey sez]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:17:42 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Hackett]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:43:12 -0600 Arkansas Times
Just like the deer hunters don't expect to get shot but they do anyway by accident, I don't see any good out of the law but a few accidental shooting a year, hopefully in one of the mega-churches that can afford to lose a member or two without hurting the plate.

Amend the law to say that if a shooting occurs in a place clearly labelled as "no guns allowed", by accident or on purpose, no matter whether someone is injured or killed or not, the penalty is life imprisonment without parole at Cummins.
Posted by couldn't be better]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:29:12 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by fiveoclocksomewhere]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:27:33 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by springdale_liberal]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:23:51 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by arkylikeyou]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:23:01 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by PVNasby]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:18:02 -0600 Arkansas Times
Mountain girl, you aren't 't missing a darn thing...there is absolutely no reason to have guns in church! Of the the pressing needs our Legislators face and they spend time on this! Crazy!
Posted by Nanc]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:12:01 -0600 Arkansas Times
But I wonder...if this bill passes does a sheep still have to pay sales tax on any high powered weapons they buy to take to church on Sunday? If a gun show dealer can prove he only sells guns to Christians can he skip having to send a check to the DFA? Glocks For Jesus!
Posted by DeathbyInches]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:57:54 -0600 Arkansas Times
Let us not forget that with Obama’s fascist socialist thugs protecting abortion clinics, church is one of the few places left that is safe to kill an unarmed physician.


“Much of your pain is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.”
Khalil Gibran
Posted by Zatharus]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:38:03 -0600 Arkansas Times And Clenches & Covens & Cells, oh my…

Because the Good Book says “For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.” it is possible that passage of Gun Worship Act will finally allow firearms in hospital & prison sanctuaries and the legislature.


“For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel.”
Martin Luther
Posted by Zatharus]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:28:32 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Rutrow]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:25:11 -0600 Arkansas Times
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Posted by Vanessa]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:22:47 -0600 Arkansas Times Posted by Norma Bates]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:14:27 -0600 Arkansas Times