Jack Pearadin and Doug Nelsen found a 1.73-carat diamond after nearly a year of searching the park's field.
Not enough votes were cast in the Best Conservative category to declare an official winner. Several ballots simply said “dead.”
A handful did vote, however, for the amiable radio host and political consultant Bill Vickery, former sidekick to Yasser Arafat and assorted other villains. Vickery once worked for three different candidates in the same U.S. Senate race. You can now catch his Sunday morning radio act from 9 a.m. to noon on The Buzz.