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Is that gig open to the public?

ARK. BLOG: It's open to the press. I guess that depends on who's doing the defining of press. If the Huckster is involved ....

DBI mentioned this appearance yesterday and had doubts he could stand being around her long enough to hold up his protest sign.

There's a good chance he's "detained" at present, perhaps sharing a cell with Stephen Colbert, as they round up the "usual suspects" prior to Laura's visit.

I am out the door to go march with my Latino neighbors....I will return later in the day to study up on this Laura Bush protest tomorrow. I have no idea if any of the other sheep in Fort Smith are planning on protesting Mrs. Al Capone's visit.

The pros and cons of protesting or even being allowed out of my yard must be considered seriously. I admire Stephen Colbert's guts......I am not sure I have them.....adios muchachas!

DBI, if you "cover" this thing for the Times, ask Laura why, if adult literacy is her big thing as First Lady, how come she hasn't learnt it to Dubya yet...

The pros and cons of protesting or even being allowed out of my yard must be considered seriously. I admire Stephen Colbert's guts......I am not sure I have them...

The very fact that an American would have fears, or even thoughts of fears, regarding consequences of such protesting makes an important point about how far down our freedoms have come during the Bush years.

At the same time, DBI, I'm sure the weather in Guantanamo is excellent this time of year.

A room full of placid, carefully-screened, Thorazine-injected seniors as props for the First Stepford Wife and her carefully-crafted Big Pharm agenda. What an inspring event this will be. And you just know there will be American flags out the ass. God Bless The Homeland, Inc.!!!

Lamar Alexander is introducing a resolution on the floor requiring the national anthem to be sung only in English.

I hope his bill passes. I think that is the right thing.

Our congress is a joke. But it's not funny.

Good Stuff, why is this the right thing?

What are we going to do to the lawbreakers? Put them in prison for singing the National Anthem?

No more American Sign Language interpretations. (Not singing? That's how some deaf people sing.)

I think our Congress has bigger fish to fry.

Lamar Alexander is still in Congress?

Isn't that where Asa! got his exclamation mark?

"There comes a time in the life of us all when we must lay aside our books or put down our tools and leave our place of work and walk forth on the road to meet the enemy face-to-face. Once and for all and at last." (Edward Abbey)

DBI...you'll have to proceed with caution as they may be finally homing in on you as the person who keeps doing those twisted Google searches.

If only you had a press pass from a REAL news organization, you could get right in the door. That seemed to do the trick for that scrawny Asian woman from the Falun Gong. Unlike her it might be a good idea, if you do decide to go for it on national TV, to do it in English. The 20%'ers may not get it otherwise.

Also, I call on all like-minded bloggers to do our part by bagging up our dog poop to line the motorcade path with. DBI promises to work overtime tonight to get enough flags ready, but I'm sure his poor dog could really use the rest.

Surely you must know DBI is on the Schutzstaffel's watch list and would not be allowed within two miles of this event...

Ein Volk; Ein Reich; Ein Fuhrer!

The FS TV stations will see that DBI gets in if he tells them there's a tornader headed straight thataway and offers details.

Ein Volk; Ein Reich; Ein Fuhrer! Posted by: N. Vino Veritas

Indeed! Heil Cheney and the 8-year Reich! If we're lucky 2008 will end without the rest of the world doing to us what we had to do to Nazi Germany.

Boys, we're in a tight spot! I surveilled the 1930 St. Boniface Church, windows too high, stain glass covered in Plexiglas frames. Front door, back door...basement. Strong doors, too strong. The 1911 red brick school building is a better bet, but again..big windows, too high to get to even with a boost from FortSmithboy.

Creeping in the basement might be possible, but as I remember there is a fire door that locks from the outside, so standing in the basement screaming Bad Laura Bad Laura hardly seems the effort. Probably way too late to rent a nun's outfit. They probably have Helene's staked out cause every terrorist in the world would think of the nun's habit thing way before goofballs like me.

I think I have a Nehru jacket in the attic, but it's baby blue....that would never pass for a priest's jacket. Boys, we're in a tight spot.....

I keep thinking about the poor mentally challenged kid the trooper shot while walking down the highway. Too many trigger happy people in the world right now.

I do have all those little Bush flags I made up and didn't use. I checked my yard.....can someone tell me where dog poop goes? Seems like it's everywhere unless you need it. I called a friend who is a vet and when she found out why I wanted to come collect dog poop.....she screamed Cheney comin and hung up on me.

If I had thought this thru ahead of time I could have been saving up my o.............from what I can tell....ain't much difference between human.........well, I've walked past some real big dogs and...........anyway....there is probably a law against using human excrement...anyone know?

Plan B., best I can figure there are 3 ways to get Laura from the airport to St. Boniface. At one corner in Fort Smith you could catch her if she took either of the first 2 routes. But that leaves that 3rd route uncovered and it would be just my luck her gas guzzling 15 SUV caravan would go down that route and there I'd be looking like a fool with my sign standing on the wrong corner.

The chicken sh*t vet won't cover that corner for me, Mrs. DBI says someone has to be left alive to take care of the kids. Now FortSmithboy isn't answering his phone. hugh mann has to work and can't drive over here. Boys, we're in a tight spot.....

All I want to do is wave a big sign saying I'M SO VERY VERY SORRY THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS EVIL AND HE AND DICK ARE KILLING OUR WORLD--JESUS GOD HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH HIM-HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF KNOWING HE IS ROBBING AND RAPING AND CAUSING THOUSANDS TO DIE--DOES HE LIE TO YOU LIKE HE LIES TO ALL THE REST OF US, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DUMB SUMBITCH--MY WIFE WOULD SLIP ME A MICKEY IF I ACTED HALF AS BAD AS YOUR HORRIBLE HUSBAND--CAN'T YOU PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP AND ACT NORMAL AND BE A FORCE FOR GOOD AND NOT DESTROY OUR PLANET AND SO MANY LIVES--DO YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR 2 DAUGHTERS OR YOUR HUSBAND--WHAT GOOD ARE YOU DOING, WHY DO YOU WANT ANYONE TO READ WHEN ALL THEY'LL READ ABOUT IS HOW HORRIBLE YOUR HUSBAND IS--OH GOD LAURA MAKE HIM STOP-PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY--OH LAURA PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!!!!

Don't you think that is my Constitutional right? Don't you think it would be better for the world for Laura to see my 19 bed sheets containing this heartfelt message made just for her? I sorta figure I won't get the 2nd bed sheet drug over my fence before the Secret Service is on me like a duck on a june bug. Bushworld is so unfair!

Who says I can't drive over there tomorrow? We're in a tight spot, you're right about that. But I can cover that corner for you.

Regretably, I cannot get enough dog shit together on such short notice to justify its portage.

Gentlemen! The great source of enlightenment in NWA known as KURM radio indicates that the Preznit himself will be in Stillwater, OK this Saturday.

It's been a long night of foraging through the neighborhood, but at this point I have pretty close to three metric assloads of dog poop in my truck bed, waiting for delivery.

However, while scooping this all up, it occurred to me that this whole thing might just be wasted on Laura. Think about it...dog poop...George's picture...could she even tell the difference?

So I'd hate for all of my hard work to go to waste, and lord knows we send enough chicken poop to Oklahoma via the water supply, so it's not like they'd care much about processed Pedigree. How does Stillwater sound?

Judging from the sudden influx of large dark 4 door SUVS in my neighborhood, I'd have to guess the First Skank Ho has made it to North 19th street in Fort Smith.

I was about to prepare my revised message last night " Are Your Husband Learning?" when Mrs. DBI walked up with "that look" on her face. I knew bad news was coming...with that look it's always bad news.

She put her hand on my shoulder like a Baptist preacher will do and said Honey, I want you to stay in the house tomorrow afternoon. She gets this serious Barbara Stanwick voice when she's saying something she really means and I knew my chance to be a wild eyed radical wasn't going to be today.

I would have so liked to give Laura a bad memory of my town, in hopes she and her family would never ever want to come back. Same goes for Cheney and his porn writing wife.

I am not scared of the Secret Service. I'm not scared of local law enforcement. I'm not scared of Laura Bush. But I am.....to my bone marrow scared of my wife. She controls 100% of the sex and money at my house. She can also whip a Gitmo torture on me quicker than any Bush. She is not to be messed with.

To make my stay in the house more enjoyable today, this morning she gave me a new pair of house slippers, when I came downstairs. They feel pretty good as I walk to the window and watch the black SUVs go by. Today I sorta feel like Pooh, the dead 35 year old sun bear stinking up the LR Zoo as I type. Foiled!

Though I am not allowed out of the house until after 5, I can issue a pox on Laura and all members of her family and all that support that evil administration. Now I think I'll stagger to the kitchen for some warm milk. A pox, a pox I say!

PS Thank you TMD for your scooping efforts. Do you have a truck big enough to haul said poop to OK? Be sure and tarp it....they're getting ugly about that stuff.

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You guys are the 33135 best, thanks so much for the help.