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More knee-slapping stuff from everyone's favorite harridan, Ann Coulter.

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She's a disgustingly rude, crude, and unattractive FREAK!

for something really funny, check this out. This is some funny sh*t

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-hipp/stop-this-shit_b_25442.html

Unlike, of course, the beauiful, politically correct, always nice, Al Franken.

Adam's Apple Anne Koulter needs some humor lessons. To be conservative and without wit is a double curse, see Bob Novak. Maybe Pat Buchanan can help her out.

Ann Coulter is the voice of the REAL American people. Al Franken is the voice of the 3rd class, lazy, share the wealth, anti U.S. freaks. Much like the inhabitants of Hillcrest-Quapaw. a.k.a. Spirit, Rosso, DBI, OLd Ugly Zelda..uh...Hugh, Blue Nuts et all.

Can you imagine all of the FDA agents around Bill Mahrer if he had sent a "white powder" letter to the Washington Times? If it went through the mail, the Postal Inspection branch ought to be going after her. If the powder leaks out, they would have no option than to shut down everything and go through the decontamination procedures until they learned what it was. This isn't funny. This is the kind of s--- that can cause real people to get hurt trying to resolve a non-problem.

She needs to have her mouth washed out with soap and a few days in a federal slammer. But that won't happen because she is Rove's girl. This is what you get with one party politics. Sort of like Iran, Burma, and Russia. Anything they want to do is legal because they define "legal". And we thought the definition of "is" was a problem.

Axis Annie Coulter is a peach. The true face of the Bush Republican Party. How proud it must feel to be a Republican these days. I love it every time Ann opens her mouth, she breeds a new Democrat....why, it's like when a bell rings another angel gets their wings!

Many people already start laughing when she comes on the TV screen, but just wait 20 years when historians watch her vids. She'll be the female Joe McCarthy and don't think Democrats won't be using her words for anchors around future Republican necks.

Al Franken will be the next Senator from Minnesota and lead the new Democratic majority in dismantling the last 5 years of Bush horror. He'll be the new voice of the Senate one of these days and we won't have to worry about him lying or being too stupid to get the facts straight. He does meticulous homework, unlike Axis Annie who is incorrect the majority of the time.

I hope every voter thinks of Ann just before they go into the voting booth this November. She's the best vote getter the Democratic Party has and I thank her in advance for the victory she is helping Bush hand to the Democrats in a few short months. You can't recognize good without a good example of evil. Ann serves her purpose well.

Just like that business at Philander Smith, Ol' Annie is just plain poison. Funny that she singles out the NY Times...they are hardly part of the so-called liberal media.

DBI is right, the Repubs that I call friends are embarrassed by her antics and all are sure she hurts the Repubs agenda.

The AT would most certainly feel the feds heat if such nonsense was published like that of "Axis" Ann and "One Ton" Pat...I guess as long as you suck the GOP sap you can say what you want...

She did not actually send the letter with the powder. She responded to a question tounge in cheek. You guys need to get a life.

She obviously hit a nerve with the liberals. However, we can thank her for bringing to light the liberal scam of using shields (new jersey girls, et al) to push the liberal line. She is single handedly responsible for removing their invulnerability to being challenged. That scam is now defunct.

is ann coulter that stupid blonde bimbo that showed her beaver on national tv to sean hannity.. she was probably joking then too

funny stuff.. reminds me of that rosanne barr grabbing her crotch

anonypuss wasn't it you who said republicans don't have any class.. couldn't have said it better myself.

keep up the good work!!!!

COULTER got it wrong:
"Coulter, whose column is distributed by Universal Press Syndicate, has "joked" that maybe terrorist Timothy McVeigh should have blown up the Times building ".

McVeigh is no terrorisrt, just another devoted, neocon, Republican. Sorry Ann there's not much distance between McVeigh and white bread, rad Repubs.
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they are hardly part of the so-called liberal media.


Were have you been all of your life? Obviously not on planet earth. Even liberals would laugh at this remark.

>>... 3rd class, lazy, share the wealth, anti U.S. freaks. Much like the inhabitants of Hillcrest-Quapaw. ...<<<

Have you ever been to Hillcrest, you moron? The Rockefeller estate is about as Hillcresty as it gets. Are you slandering Win Paul even as his funeral commences at this sad hour?

I think that Ann is a smart and attractive woman. I enjoy her commentary and her interviews. I have never seen anyone get the best of her.

I hope every voter thinks of Ann just before they go into the voting booth this November

People are so sick of the whining and wimpiness that they hear and see so often today that what she has to say is refreshing. I'm not worried about how it will effect the elections.

Now don't start throwing arrows here guys - but in my experience - mean is mean - but when you encounter a MEAN, NASTY women - boy you got your hands full.

Let me just say, that Coulterguist is a supposed journalist - not a comedian. If Oberman had made those comments - he'd been hung in the public square and set on fire by the Right Wing media whores. But why do they let Annie get a way with it?

You'd expect something like this from political satirist, not an author or journalist.

Annie is a poltical whore who hears the chaching of the cash register every time she opens her mouth, the nastier the better - more money. So indicative of what the once crediable Repuplican Party has become.

This is off topic, but there's a loose Arkansas connection.

http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=5174739&nav=3YeX

Am I just dreaming or did Big Dog refuse to endorse anyone in our primary saying that he didn't get involved in primaries? Something smells here, but it might be my memory.

Blue Ticker ..You are a lot meaner and nastier than Ann and you don't have fifty cents..What happened little feller?

Adam's Apple Annie may be an author but a journalist she it not, nada.

That little feller was nasty as a man but now she is demonic.

"Am I just dreaming or did Big Dog refuse to endorse anyone in our primary saying that he didn't get involved in primaries? Something smells here, but it might be my memory."
Posted by: Bill

And to campaign for Holy Joe! The most viscous Democrat during Clinton's 'troubles'. If I were Bubba, I wouldn't give ol' marbles-in-his-mouth the time of day.

coulter,gannon,o'reilly,etc the pepublican spokespersons! says it all, noclass.

I saw Ann Coulter on tv the other night, and I swear she was high - that thing in her neck that bobs around, her wild eyes, unkempt hair, and her stupid grim - it reminded me of Charles Manson. Evil, full of shit, and crazy as a loon.

Woooooo....angry, angry libs here!!!!!

haha-- see how they love al 'i hate everyone' franken and drool over the negative opines of 'the view' or bill maher

but ONE angry conservative sets them off??

hooboy! keep it up ann!

... I have never seen anyone get the best of her.

You must've missed Adam Carolla 'besting' ole Ann...but that wasn't the first time Ann's stumbled. Once ya get past the rabid one-line sound-bites, she's empty.

I like that she represents the Republican party. After all, she's not that easy to hide all that hate behind; and it gives the world a clear picture of true Republican values.

I'm not angry at all, I;m laughing my ass off, you humorless little fellers.

Such as pj's......"I saw Ann Coulter on tv the other night, and I swear she was high - that thing in her neck that bobs around, her wild eyes, unkempt hair, and her stupid grim - it reminded me of Charles Manson. Evil, full of shit, and crazy as a loon."

Priceless!!

I have a theory. I think that you liberals are getting so vexed by Ann because deep down inside the recesses of your psyche you are really attracted to her and the guilt of that attraction makes you so angry. Right, boys?

Sorry anon, I prefer my women without the 'gobbler' effect.

You can always tell when the Arkfam guys have invaded the blog.

Yep, they come here for mental stimulation to stimulate blood flow to the brain.

Nah, its more likely the dough boy twinks and the usual youthful suspects who were raised on the Kool-Aide and the cognitive part of their brains never mutured.

"Coulterguist"...nice, BlueTicker...strong chuckle...

My first thought of Ann Coulter is one of pity. She could have used her physical beauty and brains for a higher purpose, but she chose to be an agent of hate in a jeering way. An infusion of pure love would make her a) more dignified b) more listenable c) less visibly stressed, hence, more attractive.

just a thought.

If Ann was to have sex, that would be something. But she practices "self love", in other words, nobody does me better. Her idea of foreplay is to get the big mirror placed just right next to her bed, comb her thin hair one hundred times while buck naked and pull the starting rope on her industrial strength vibrator she calls her Crimson Darth Vader of Love. It's such a powerful mamajammer that she has to wear a mouth piece like a boxer to keep from chipping her teeth. As the mojo starts working, she says starting softly, Ann....Ann.......ANN finishing with a scream that would wake the dead. She then chokes a box of small kittens and claps her light off for the night. Clap-Clap!

While this is going on, all across America old white Republican guys with comb-overs lay back on their beds with their winky between 2 fingers of one hand and the dust cover of Anthrax Annie's new book in the other. 28 seconds later the old guys mumble something like, Jesus....Mommy....Annie and then grunt nahhhhhhhhh. Their glorious sex show over, they grab a Kleenex and get things tidy before they hear their lumpy wives flush.

Oh yes.....it's great to be a Republican!

DBI you are a disgrace.

Hey, DBI....keep 'em cumming. I enjoy your posts!

DBI, you are hilarious!

No, Anon, It is Ann Coulter who is a disgrace. Seriously.

Keep the Kool-adi drinkers on their toes, DBI.

Coulter is a sadistic, ruthless hate-monger that advocates violence against anyone that she disagrees with. I have no respect for her.

It seems to me that those that like her are sadistic and cruel at heart.

aid

Gotta wear my contacts more often.

...all across America old white Republican guys with comb-overs lay back on their beds with their winky between 2 fingers of one hand and the dust cover of Anthrax Annie's new book in the other...Their glorious sex show over, they grab a Kleenex and get things tidy before they hear their lumpy wives flush.
Posted by: Deathbyinches

Priceless work! And we get this for free? Somebody, I hope, is keeping a DBI diary with all his work.

DBI, I'd hate to see you take time away from active blog work, but I really think if you spent some time going back through the blog archives you could compile your posts into a book that, given proper promotion, could sell well. Keep the money, give it to your favorite charity, whatever, but do it. It's worth the time, others would appreciate it, I want a copy, and keep up the great work!

I.m with you, Spirit. Let's start thinking of names for DBI's book.
How about "Gdless, Shrill, Liar, and Ugly to Boot; the Politics of Ann Coulter"
or as I posted earlier
"Evil, Full of Shit, and Crazy as a Loon: the Politics of Ann Coulter"
Of course DBI's scope is broader than nutty Ann, so perhaps my ideas are too restrictive. Maybe two books?
I'd buy the first 50 copies.

[Coulter] is single handedly responsible for removing their invulnerability to being challenged. That scam is now defunct.
Posted by: Anonymous

Invulnerability? Didn't know that. You mean Republicans actually have a well hidden conscience? They actually feel like Democrats are right about some issues? Invulnerable on some issues? This amazes me. You have let a cat out of the bag. I never dreamed this. This is refreshing. I'm bubbly.

Let me say that I, as a Democrat, have always thought the Republicans held the high ground, invulnerability-wise, on some issues. Not that I agree with them, just feel like it's hard/uncomfortable to argue some points, like abortion, with them. But I never before imagined Republicans thought Democrats were invulnerable on some issues.

Learning this, I feel like DiCaprio on the bow of that boat, saying, I'm the King of the World!

Of course, we know what happened at the end of that story. Anyway, feels good to hear this, and if I've misinterpreted it, please don't tell me.

This is a good place to try and regurgitate something I read a few months ago and never got around bringing up. Someone wrote a wonderful piece on Atrios I think it was, anyway it was about the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

It goes along with John Dean's new book, though written before it and shows again that Republicans are born and not made. This guy's main point was that Republicans seem to share the same brain. If one of them says Up or Down Vote...all the rest of them start repeating it like puppets on a string.

If you say Rove sniffs dog butt, all Republicans are offended at the same time. You hardly ever catch Republicans disagreeing or piling on a wounded chicken of they're same kind, Katharine Harris being the exception. If I say Bush is a flaming homosexual...it wounds them all the same.

What Republicans don't get is that Democrats aren't built that way. We don't talk to each other all the time, we're not clued in to what the rest are thinking or saying or doing. We're not Siamese twins, we don't look alike, sound alike or act alike. We try to stick together, but often break off and do things like point out that Lieberman is a shit or Joe Biden is an ass. Go ahead, call a Democrat a name, I won't bleed. Democrats are similar companions often traveling down the same road, but we're not Stepford clones.

And for that reason Republicans have an edge on us in modern politics. A group filled with any disorganization rarely has a chance against a fine tuned, well oiled legion of zombies. That is why we're losing more elections than we're winning....at least for now. But if I had to think and act like a Republican to win....shoot....it's not worth it.

There's no joy in winning if you have to sink to the level of your stinky opponent. The end rarely justifies the means to a Democrat and before I rig an election I'll bask in losing. Before I attack a country for it's oil, I'll walk. Before I build a smear campaign to discredit a good person I'll jump off the roof. Out a CIA agent, nope! Collectively sit on our hands until enough black folks died in New Orleans to destroy it.....oh god no! Not something Democrats could do.

The 3rd Reich ran like a fine Swiss watch, but no thanks.....please don't count me in. I'll stick with my funky party of individuals and throw rocks at the party with the rubber bullets and the telepathic messages and let the world give America an Up or Down Vote.

Write that book, DBI, 99% of the time I agree with you wholeheartedly, and I always find your observations to be heartfelt.
To quote Carville, "We're right and they're Wrong."

But if I had to think and act like a Republican to win....shoot....it's not worth it.
Posted by: Deathbyinches

AMEN, BROTHER! Your lock-step zombie reference is right on. I feel sorry for them, so limited in their scope. So bound by pressure to conform. In a way, Republicans are very Swedish. And, not.

...or Joe Biden is an ass.

Hey! Wait a damned minute there!

That's it. DBI and I are not speaking again tonight!

But tomorrow we'll be arm and arm again in the struggle. It's what Democrats do. Because we have to.

And, I must agree, because it's our nature.

And my major disagreement with DBI has to do with Israel. But that is a long discussion which I will table for another day when I feel like typing a thousand or more pages.
If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly travel to NWA to see the Arkansas Taliban gather to see their hero, Cheney.

"But if I had to think and act like a Republican to win....shoot....it's not worth it.

There's no joy in winning if you have to sink to the level of your stinky opponent." DBI

I have revised my Descartes' type opinion that has served me well for the last 10 or so years in dealing with the growing number of win at any cost people. And they showed their true colors in groves when W got elected. It was the four solutions to the win-lose mentality: win-win, win-lose, lose-win and lose-lose. But their numbers grew to the point that there are only the last two possibilities. It is not hard to point out the fact that these have won some battles but they are losing the war. Iraq, Hummers, global warming, immigration, a coming election...you name it.

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