Arkansas Blog

Oh, joy. I wait with heightened anticipation. I wonder if she will put on her Arkansas accent when she visits or retain her Chicago one? Hey, the Heifer (is that heifer as in cow?)project will be a great place to mingle with those of her own kind.

I'm sure that the Methodist will be thrilled. I just hope she doesn't lapse into the language she uses with bill when he has been a bad boy. Her handlers will watch her.

I just hope that she gets a good bleach job before she shows and stays with those wonderful pants suit outfits that hides the thick ankles. Of course she will, she has good handlers.

Can we expect her usual cheerleaders. I know that the AT will be in the front row. Now, Max, you are a tall dude so don't block the view for the rest of us. Liberals, oh, I mean Progressives will be proud of her.

I just hope that bill's old girlfrieds from Arkansas don't show up. That would be so uncouth. We supporters will be there to protect her. Zelda will also be present. I have it on good authority that she has asked the NOW folks to be discrete. Got to keep that moderate image until at least after election day.

Is that the same church Snyder attends?

" Hey, the Heifer (is that heifer as in cow?)project will be a great place to mingle with those of her own kind."

Before you start making statements showiing how dumb you are, perhaps you need to go to Heifer.org on the web and see all the good work they do around the world.

And are you scared of all women who are smarter than you or just Hillary? She is smarter than Bill, certainly sharper that the King in the White House, and the entire House leadership in total.

And I am not sure whether I back her or not but dumb statements deserve an answer.

Vic's wife is pastor of Quapaw Quarter United Methodist, also downtown.

In case she has forgotten how to get to Arkansas, tell her to take a left out of New York City.

Boy Mario needs to calm down and fix himself a nice drink of kool aid and metamucil. Such hate he spews.

Remind me to not ride on The BusDriver's bus. He has a poor sense of direction.

Poor, poor, Mario. Quick, someone fetch him a paper sack before he hyperventilates and keels over. Apparently he has a problem with women of superior (in this case vastly superior) intellect.

Mario...you are my guy...Congrats and keep up the good work. Pounding these pitiful lazy people is great fun ain't it?. ..Really gets to 'um because they don't want conservatives slapping back at their socialist, wealth sharing beliefs. We are a growing number on Max's blog. He should be happy that we are here to banter with that little unimportant group of bloggers. Hit um' again big guy and especially Zelda and Blue Ticker. The others aren't worth the time they are so easy.

I am delighted to hear there are some Democratic women in Benton County.

I haven't seen Hilliary in a while. I may have to go to church on Sunday.

Any one who disparages Heifer International doesn't know dung from applebutter.

The United Methodist Church is known for "open minds, open heart, open doors." If you decide to visit Hillary's church on Sunday, please remember that it is a house of worship, that Hillary is a longtime valued member, and that Chelsea was baptized there. Those of us who are members of the church are looking forward to welcoming home one of our own.

And you might also note, if inclined to disparage an entire denomination because you disapprove of the politics of a member, that "W" is himself a Methodist.

"socialist, wealth sharing beliefs"

Well then I guess Jesus was a socialist. I guess you are one of the greedy money hungry anti-christs?

Hey Mario and those of your ilk--
Didn't you know that schoolyard tauts aimed at girls smarter than you are signs that you have a very tiny wee-wee?

I'll be at the convention this weekend. Just on my way out the door now. First I have to figure out how to program my VCR to tape Sci-Fi Friday. Can't wait for Battlestar Gallactica to start up this fall.

Poor, poor, Mario. Quick, someone fetch him a paper sack before he hyperventilates and keels over. Apparently he has a problem with women of superior (in this case vastly superior) intellect.

It's a sad, but revealing, truth that a certain bubba segment of our culture is so burdened by inadequacies that any woman with an IQ above minimum is a threat. And, someone like Hillary usually sends em cowering and whimpering 'cause they've come up exceptionally short.

Taking pot shots from the dark is all they have left...pooor little darlings.

"W is a Methodist, too"

Except he does not attend church. Hillary does.

Yes, some people are afraid of smart women. But we should all be afraid of psychopaths. Search the web for "arkancide."

When are Democrats going to start revealing some of these Republicans as the true Anti-Christs they really are?

I truly hope that Democrats will retain their secular status and leave the anti-Christ battle to others.

From all of us lazy, liberal, socialist, hippy, tax-dodging, un-patriotic, whining, tree-hugging, wealth-sharing, flag-burning, gay-loving, anti-gun, equal-rights-loving lovers of liberty and privacy to all you misguided, dubya-worshipping, family-oriented (but only the "right" kind of family), self-righteous, pseudo-patriotic, war-loving, fear-mongering neo-cons:

Happy Bastille Day

Way to go, Hugh.

Way to go, Hugh.

Which brings us to Napoleon, who started off by pretending to be a liberator of the oppressed masses and ended up crowning himself Emperor and going on a bloodthirsty rampage through Europe and Russia!

"I truly hope that Democrats will retain their secular status and leave the anti-Christ battle to others."

I'm not suggesting we legislate anything Pavel. I'm just saying that Democrats who are Christians should stand up to these greedy selfish Republicans. As Christians, not Democrats, we should take back our religion from these people who have hijacked it.

I agree with bold. We have nobody to blame but ourselves for allowing Republicans to use relgion for political power and greed. Ignoring them is what they did in Nazi Germany.

I agree, just bold, that we liberal Christians should reclaim our religion from those who have co-opted it and perverted in the realm of politics, but we should do this as Christians, not as Democrats. Let's not quarrel about this. You and I are probably in synch on most subjects. I didn't intend to offend you. I just wanted to make the point that secular politics should remain (return to being) secular.

Hey Mario and those of your ilk--
Didn't you know that schoolyard tauts aimed at girls smarter than you are signs that you have a very tiny wee-wee?

Another reason Bush/Cheney/Kool-Aid drinkers are so enamored of big shiny weapons.

A little RESPECT. Hillary Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas for 12 years, the First Lady of the United States and now a United States Senator. She deserves not one of your petty, personal and blatant inferiour attacks.

If it was Barbara Bush here trolling for dollars for the deperate Asa Hutchinson - I and many of this community would not make personal attacks on her looks, her pathetic parenting skills, her weight or absolute complete isolation and understanding of the average American.

You show your immaturity when you do such petty little attacks, dough boy.

I'm BlueTicker

Ya'll need to lighten up on the remarks about Mario's intellect. I'm quite sure he has a triple-digit IQ... If you count the two on the right side of the decimal point.

"signs that you have a very tiny wee-wee"

Big Girl----Careful! Beware of penis envy.

"...Careful! Beware of penis envy."

Careful we all know your business now.

I respect hillary. she has been first at a lot of things. I just don't think that we should hand the presidency over to someone who has never been first at being qualified for anything she has ever had. She got what she has the old fashioned way---she married into it.

You want to turn this nation over to a one term senator who never even held the position of mayor. You won't point to the one and only elective office she has ever held in terms of what she has accomplished. What ONE piece of legislation has she sponsored and gotten through the senate? This is a qualified person to be the chief executive of the United States. The ONLY reason she is being pushed is because she is a female.

I don't believe that a person is qualified for the most powerful executive position in the free world because she has a vagina. That alone does not make her qualified.

Blue Ticker, \
You need to check out your underwear and get rid of all that lace that is on it. I think that it has interupted your testosterone levels.

Appreciate your concern, but my testosterone levels are in normal range - in fact had an annual checkup and all things are right with the world.

And anon 4:06 - do you think only a penis qualifies for POTUS? - cause right now, I'd trade a vagina over our White House residents penis cowboy diplomacy.
I'm BlueTicker

I don't believe that a person is qualified for the most powerful executive position in the free world because she has a vagina. That alone does not make her qualified.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 14, 2006 04:06 PM

You should have more respect for the vagina. It ushered you into this world. Having a penis doesn't qualify you for being President either. Or should I say, having a penis and missing a brain, can make you a president.

Yes, some people are afraid of smart women

That is the typical bromides that feminists use. The only reason you could possibly have a problem with a women is because she is so smart. It just couldn't be anything else.

Smart is NOT so offending a large portion of the voting public that they would not vote for you under any cirumstances. From the standpoint of politics that is not smart. She has squandered her name recognition by turning off not only men but a large number of women who should be her natural base. A Machiavelli she is not.

I had dealings with her highness when she was in Arkansas and I wasn't impressed with her intellect. What I noticed was her arrogance and coldness. These two traits have been picked up on by even those in her own party. They doubt her electibility.

Some of you would lock step support her no matter what she does or is. However, the rest of the electorate will not.

I'm not so arrogant to think that the fact that I am a male makes me qualified to be President. It takes a lot more. However, you and your ilk are arrogant enough to think that very fact makes her qualified. You just don't see it. How sad.

hillary wants to be president on the cheap. she expects to throw her ego in the ring and get elected just because she is hillary, is a female and wants it so badly. I don't think so.

Mario,

I was angry once, too.

Blue Ticker---It looks to me like you wouldn't recognize the lace on your underwear if it was a snake and bit you. We guys don't like that soft frilly stuff on our underwear. OUrs is more on the rough side.

Hillary likes lap dogs like you. It makes her think that she can pick up a very small portion of the male vote just by cracking her whip and talking tough. You would probably salivate if she did that around you.

But now I don't beat my wife anymore...

Clint, Shut Up!

I'm not angry. I'm worried about this republic. I'm concerned about people who would lead us into destruction. I have seen leaders who deceive those who follow them. When the followers discover that they have been betrayed it is tragic to see that look on their faces when they know that they have been foolish and betrayed.

I care that is why I attempt the impossible.

Frankly, we can't afford another president that will sell us out to the Chinese.

Hey Mario/Anonymous/GOP of Arkansas,

Republic, what do you know about the term? You know you are a REPUBLICAN (and all of the cow cookies that group of monkies stands for) but I hardly believe you know anything about a republic.

Betrayed? And I'll bet you still have an f'ing W sticker on your car. You Jack Ass!

BETRAYED? How is your Farsi?

BETRAYED? Hope your kids enjoy serving in the Gulf

BETRAYED? What's your share of the national debt?

BETRAYED? Just remember, THEY know who you are, where you are, what you are doing, and who you are doing it with.

BETRAYED? No child has been left behind - so long as they are white and wealthy

Ah fuck it...what's the point with you people.

I wonder if Hill wants to f**ck while Bill is in Africa.

Hey Blue Tick...did you send the tax cut money back to the IRS? Come on..fessup...you kept the money didn't you. Answer that question then we will all know you are a fake Liberal. How much of the Bush tax cut did you send back...?

I don't know about Blue Tick but I didn't have to send back any of the Bush tax cut -- I'm a teacher, and it benefitted me less than $4 a year.

Sad to say, but Hillary would be a hell of a lot better than that dumbass we have now.

Hugh,

I am going to celebrate by ordering an extra large serving of Freedom Fries!

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/TDS-Bush-Pig.wmv

Is it my imagination or does this blog have more than its fair share of men struggling with issues of sexual adequacy (or sexual identification)? Then again, it may be a single cipher of a person, someone so lacking in self esteem that he doesn't allow himself to have a name. First it was Valerie Plame, now it's Hillary. How pathetic.

Come on 8:00 O'clock, all you Anonymouse children will have to go to bed then. I swear every day that Anon's... can't sink any lower...shocked at the next day of endless stupidity...thunderous personal attacks...mindless regurgitated arguments. So much for discussing opposing points.
Now kiss Mommy good night, you little buggers.

Anon 6:07.

That's funny stuff. It makes me cringe when I realize how stupid he is, but it's still funny.
This guy has no business representing America. He is a joke.

Madame Präsident Merkel's expression at our presidump's response to the question about the Beirut airport bombing is priceless. She clearly knows she's standing next to an oaf.

"I just hope that she gets a good bleach job before she shows and stays with those wonderful pants suit outfits that hides the thick ankles."

Um...seriously? Wow. This is a whole level of candidate scrutiny that I as a voter am *totally* unprepared for. Will there be leg-shots of all candidates available at the polls so that I may make an informed choice?

I'm starting to be less surprised that we've elected some of the folks we have, if these are the type of criteria that we consider prior to casting our votes. Or--is this just the criteria when the candidates are female? I only ask because I haven't seen these types of things brought up when discussing Asa vs. Mike, et al.

Between this and the Plame post, I have seen women attacked in these comments purely on the basis of their appearance--not only if they are considered ugly, but if they are considered attractive! I'm wondering...how does one win this game, if one is female? Just stay home?

Can't answer the question can you Blue Tick?..see..you are one big fake liberal...now you other Libs know the truth about old Blue Tick...He kept the tax refund! Yikes! now kick him off your socialist team...You demolibs must be crushed.

That was a funny clip.

Here's the clip of an interview for Irish television from a while back. After five+ years, it's still hard for me to fathom that this moron is our president. (This clip is not funny.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vefD3WSiis

I was going to comment on how regrettable it was that some people chose to judge one's personal appearance rather than their intelligence or achievements...then I realized that my roots probably needed some color and my ankles were looking rather thick, and noone would listen!!

Hugh,
Thanks for the link.
THE POTUS is a pathetic creature.

Practically all of you are embarrassingly immature, no matter which side of the aisle you profess to prefer.

The childishness is so sad, so lame and so pitiful.

And you're right if you're thinking that I should choose to ignore what you write if I find it cringeworthy.

Bye.

Unlike you Anon - I been working, so I'll answer your unrelated question - which of course has nothing to do with the orignal thread.
I know you might find this diametrically opposed to your beliefs about us conservative Democrats, but I dutifully wrote my 6 figure check to the IRS on Dec. 31st.
As far as the tax cut? If you think for one minute that I was going to send it back to the crooks in the White House to pass onto Haliburtion, you're nuts. I took it and gave it to the church, the women's shelter and the kids at the local center who were waiting for placement in a foster home.
And you little man? Did you get a tax cut, which I doubt, because it is evident by your posts that your not educated and surely no one would pay you anything more than the min. wage.
I'm Blue Ticker

Staying home is just the beginning, Belinda. Staying barefoot and pregnant was the rest of the equation, according to a 1960s or so Arkansas politician (Paul Van Dalsam, maybe?).
Unfortunately there are a few gentlemen out there who haven't risen much above that.
Well, OK, maybe it is a little different now. The more enlightened ones among them might let the missus work just as long as she doesn't slack off on taking care of the house, the yard, the kiddies and, of course, his "needs" after HIS long day.
And she had better take care of herself.
Get rid of that gray hair, woman! And make sure those ankles, to say nothing of that butt, stay thin!

"I respect hillary. she has been first at a lot of things. I just don't think that we should hand the presidency over to someone who has never been first at being qualified for anything she has ever had. She got what she has the old fashioned way---she married into it."

I too respect Sen. Clinton, but I DO NOT respect George W. Bush. To paraphrase you, I don't think
that we should have handed the presidency over to someone who had never been first qualified for anything he had ever had. He got what he has the old fashioned way---he was born into it."

Amen, b and b.

Anonymous, please, let's be respectful. Even if you disagree with someone, there's no need for insults. Oh, and the next time you go down on your mother, will you look for my wedding ring? Thanks bunches!

Yes, B&B, Bush won the ovarian lottery and is a member of the lucky sperm club.

That is a Buffettism, by the way. Gotta give credit where it is due.

The more I think about it, the more I know Hillary Clinton will be the President of the United States starting in January, 2009. There are plenty of good reasons for her to get the job. She was a star at Wellesley College. She helped run Nixon out of the White House during Watergate. She has been in the thick of politics for 30 years. She's had 8 years in the White House already. She smart, she's savvy, she tough as nails, she knows right from wrong, but the best thing about sending Hillary to the White House in '09 is that she'll be taking Bill Clinton with her!

We'll never know how much influence Hillary had on Bill when he was President. I know she didn't sit and knit for those 8 years. Hill & Bill have been a team since the 70s and they'll be a team come 2009 too.

At no time in American history has our country needed 2 good heads in the White House. Whoever takes over in 2009 will have 8 years of ruination, 8 years of failure, 8 years of criminal activity, and 8 years of warmongering that has led to the deaths of thousands to overcome. The world needs both Clintons to join in the healing, to join in on the gigantic job of leading us out of the Bush-Cheney darkness.

America needs Bill Clinton now a hundred times more than we needed him in 1992. Hill & Bill are the answer. Let's just hope we can last until January, 2009. I sorta sadly have my doubts.