No gifts, please
Make plans to celebrate Bush's 60th birthday Thursday by trooping down to the Clinton Library. His favorite foods -- PB&J sandwiches, Tex-Mex and BLTs -- will be on the Cafe 42 menu, you can sign a card over at the Choctaw Station (if you can't say something nice ... ) and they'll be showing his favorite movie, "Field of Dreams," continuously in the Great Hall. On the whole, we think we'd rather go see Al Gore's movie.Gift idea for birthday boy: Copy of the U.S. Constitution.
Bill Clinton's 60th will be celebrated Aug. 19. Details to come.







Comments
See? There was no reason for an Anti-Clinton Library. Given how the Clintonites suck up to the Bushes, it would have been redundant. A pox on the Clinton Library--it is a monument to nothingness.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 08:36 AM
the clinton library-a tribute to a
president who was a visionary
and competent.
clinton left the country in better shape
when he left office than when
he came in after Bush 41.
the bush 43 library will be cheap
a library with no books, because
bush 43 doesn't read books, or
reports, or PDBs.
Posted by: upstate ny bill | July 5, 2006 09:04 AM
There's just something wrong about celebrating anything Bush at the Clinton library.
Posted by: zelda | July 5, 2006 09:06 AM
To empty-headed 8:36:
The Clinton Library is a monument to everything that is not bush. Your pox will not stick to it. George W. Bush is an idiot. His father was smarter, but not a lot better.
Clintonites suck up to the bushes? How's the weather on Jupiter this morning?
If anything, Bill Clinton's charity to dubya and his dad (by even having anything to do with them) is an example of his magnanimous nature, and serves as a balance between good and plain bad.
Posted by: hugh mann | July 5, 2006 09:09 AM
The Clinton Library is "the church" at which liberals worship. Bill is like a rock star to liberals, and liberals flock to it like flies are attracted to dung. It is kind of like a liberal version of Graceland. And this is a good thing for Arkansas tourism and the local economy. I've heard the restaurant is pretty good too.
I had even thought about dropping by the Clinton Library yesterday for the free Hope watermelon (free to first 100 visitors). My dog would have enjoyed leaving presents on the grounds...
Posted by: George | July 5, 2006 10:00 AM
Hey George,
Seems like you and your dog communicate in a similar manner. Too bad you had to denigrate yourself, your party, and your President with such a witless diatribe.
G.O.P. now stands for Grouchy Ol' Pissant and the caliber of your debate proves it.
Think harder and write better next time.
Now, if you want to do something fun and be outrageous, go visit the Clinton Library, take a boombox, and play "Devil With a Blue Dress."
And, check out the Library. It's better than you think.
Da Snake
Posted by: Buy George, He's Got It | July 5, 2006 10:40 AM
No, George, stay away from the library. It will just make you realize how strong our nation was in the hands of a real leader, and how it has spiraled down the current toilet of division-- in the bowl of which we now find ourselves floating--like a flush that didn't quite take care of things all the way.
After my first visit to the Clinton Library, I left all pissed off at how the inept and evil bush administration has screwed everything up, fleecing a surplus and lining their own pockets, all the while ruining 230 years of freedom, international goodwill, and domestic prosperity.
Stay away. And your little dog, too!
Posted by: hugh mann | July 5, 2006 10:50 AM
George...you are my hero. Keep bashing these hardhead Libs. It drives them up the wall. This blog is turning out to be something Brantley didn't want. ..a Red Conservative place to enjoy pounding these little people.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 10:53 AM
Hero? You knuckleheads crack me up.
"More kool aid, please!"
Posted by: hugh mann | July 5, 2006 10:56 AM
Hugh baby...get a job and pay some taxes for a change. It won't hurt you little guy !!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 11:02 AM
I'm way far out of state on vacation (from my job), and just killing time before lunch.
You goofballs with your "go pay some taxes" talk are so silly!
Will it be orange strawberry kool aid this round?
Posted by: hugh mann | July 5, 2006 11:15 AM
...This blog is turning out to be something Brantley didn't want. ..a Red Conservative place...
Ha ha ha...just like a true Bushie...ignore reality and keep on chanting the myths.
Some new chants would be nice, though...but I doubt anon's capable of non-trite thinking. Hell, he/she can't even get out of the Cold War era long enough to realize calling some one a 'commie' is like calling them a McGovern supporter or a bra-burner...
Posted by: zelda | July 5, 2006 11:48 AM
It is amazing how George and the nonyies can look thru the good that Clinton did for 8 years and see the specks of dirt, yet they can't see the evil coating Bush-Cheney like a toilet-made-chocolate coating. Is it for the same reason you can see Jesus, but not the starving family down the street?
I do hope more conservative rightwing nuts join the blog. It would be like when the pinball machine releases extra balls to bat up to the bumpers for more points. Notice how none of the Bush supporters can talk about the goodness of Bush except in vague generalities? How about one good concrete thing Bush-Cheney have done in the last 5 years? No, tax cuts for the 1% won't wash. No, no further attacks from Osama won't wash, since the last attack on the US mainland was a few stray bombs from the Japanese in the forests of Oregon. Before that it was 1812.
And it's high time someone points out that Laura Bush's rear is every bit as big as Hillary's. Laura....push back from the table hon!
Posted by: Deathbyinches | July 5, 2006 12:06 PM
Typical conservative fare on the menu here today:
Bash & Trash Baloney Sandwiches made with
Taxpayer Sourdough bread
Served with Texas Prairie Chips
And our To-Die-For koolaid, the Orange Blossom Special.
Beats all that crow you've been devouring lately after you got your foot out of the way of your piehole.
Ain't that right, you itty-bitty thang? Oh, we do have a Silver Spoon dessert called the Deficit Delight. You eat all you want and umpteen generations of grandchildren pay for it.
Colonel Travesty
Posted by: Restaurant 43 A La Carte | July 5, 2006 12:14 PM
DBI...if you weren't so lazy and won't work, you might be in the tax cut group. You gotta pay taxes to get a tax cut. We tax payers are tired of paying the bills for people of your class.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 12:32 PM
For what its worth, I've never paid an admission fee, but I have visited the Clinton Library 3 times. I even showed up for the free chocolate chip cookies and signed Bill's 59th birthday card.
Although the replica of the oval office is very nice, I thought the mannequin in the blue dress under the desk was a little tacky. Although the exterior of the building is somewhat ugly, the bamboo flooring is rather nice. As I sat in Madeline Half-bright's chair in the mock cabinet room, I wondered how someone of her limited intelligence could ever hold the job. I pictured Al Gore and his large glass of ice tea assuring everyone that he had really invented the internet.
The glass Christmas tree (i.e. Holiday tree for you liberals) was an interesting touch.
Assuming that people did in fact bring their pets to the family picnic yesterday, I would assume that the dogs left presents on the grounds. You liberal weinies have no sense of humor.
Posted by: George | July 5, 2006 12:35 PM
Dbi...you could only dream of having a women of Laura Bush's looks, class and style. People like you will never have "it." You people are born "downers" and that's all you will ever be.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 12:35 PM
Anon is an idiot. Back later.
Posted by: This thread is too way good! | July 5, 2006 01:03 PM
nony 12:35, what color underwear am I wearing right now? How in the name of Helen Twelvetrees do you know that I am not married to the most beautiful supermodel in the world? And how do you know how much money I have and how much I pay in taxes? I'll shoot you if I catch you digging in my daughters closet!
I can tell you 2 things about my wife. She could debate Laura under any table in the land and secondly, if I had decided to be a crook like George W. Bush, my wife would have saved the voters from my shenanigans by offing me in my sleep.
Don't hear much about Mrs. Al Capone do you? Eva Braun doesn't have her own website. If you lay down at night with a scumbag it rubs off on you. Sweet lard-ass Laura has blood on her hands for enabling her husband to practice his love on the world.
Posted by: Deathbyinches | July 5, 2006 03:07 PM
I heard that on Clinton's 60th birthday bash the Chinese would be in heavy attendance. They want to thank him, other than with money, for all the assistance he has provided their military.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 5, 2006 04:10 PM
Yeah, looks like Clinton (the only Savior mankind has left) is going to have to go over and protect those poor Chinese from that mean old Lil Kim and those sputtering North Korean missiles. Why doesn't Wal-Mart just buy North Korea and be done with it?
Posted by: Deathbyinches | July 5, 2006 04:49 PM
are they kidding? who in their right mind would celebrate that guy's birthday, let alone go see his favorite movie??????
for God's sake, we've lost an entire region under that man's 'rulership' and they are going to 'celebrate'?
maybe it's just me - but I think I'm down the rabbit hole.
Posted by: WTF¿ | July 5, 2006 04:50 PM
You Bush haters are missing the whole point of this "celebration". This is really just a gimmick to boost attendance from a group that would otherwise stay away. By having a token celebration for George Bush's 60th birthday, they are using this as a marketing opportunity to boost attendance.
Although liberals are flocking to the Clinton library like flies on dung, that's a limited revenue source.
It's all about boosting attendance figures.
Posted by: George | July 5, 2006 05:09 PM
Hey George,
re: limited revenue service, that's kind of cute. Like from around the entire world? That is unlimited my friend. Now I've got a question.
Are you going to be a bush lover when N. Korea and Iran hit us with nukes because your drunken frat boy president provoked them?
Posted by: tiresome drang | July 5, 2006 07:15 PM
Tiresome Drang,
So you admit that North Korea and Iran are threats. That's a good start to your education. Both North Korea and Iran would be threats regardless of what President Bush does to "provoke" them. Has Iran or North Korea EVER been a friend of the US? I have a great deal of faith in the skills of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
President Bush wasn't my first choice in candidates, but I'll take him any day over Senator Kerry. Both North Korea and Iran know that President Bush will turn their countries into uninhabitable sand boxes should they ever send a bomb our way.
Posted by: George | July 5, 2006 09:26 PM
George,
Yeah, I am sure North Korea and Iran know that "Bush will turn their countries into unhabitable sand boxes should they ever send a bomb our way."
I'll bet they are scared shitless, seeing the way we have handled Afghanistan and Iraq.
Since this topic is Bush's 60th birthday being celebrated at the Clinton Library, I will just say that the Clinton Library is a great experience and large crowds from all over the world line up to see it.
I don't think Bill agrees with King George often, but I believe he respects the office of the Presidency enough to make a point to celebrate Bush's birthday.
Posted by: Paula | July 5, 2006 10:14 PM
This is good, real good...
"Typical conservative fare on the menu here today:
Bash & Trash Baloney Sandwiches made with
Taxpayer Sourdough bread
Served with Texas Prairie Chips
And our To-Die-For koolaid, the Orange Blossom Special.
Beats all that crow you've been devouring lately after you got your foot out of the way of your piehole.
Ain't that right, you itty-bitty thang? Oh, we do have a Silver Spoon dessert called the Deficit Delight. You eat all you want and umpteen generations of grandchildren pay for it.
Colonel Travesty
Posted by: Restaurant 43 A La Carte "
Real good, crow for all the neo-CONS, the shrubbies, the twiggies.
Posted by: Gaylord | July 6, 2006 01:13 AM
KARN radio host Kevin Gordan will be one of many conservatives who will be visiting the Clinton library for lunch today in honor of President George Bush's birthday. KARN has been giving plugs to Cafe 42 all morning.
As I noted previously, the Clinton library really doesn't care who comes - they just want to boost attendance figures. At the end of the year when attendance figures are compared between Presidential libraries, the Clinton Library wants to stay on top. By this simple good will gesture, they are already getting good free publicity.
Posted by: George | July 6, 2006 09:40 AM
What do the attendance figures look like for the Clinton library? I have heard mixed reviews.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 6, 2006 12:40 PM
Tomorrow morning, Kevin Gordon will give a review of local restaurants (he prefers dives, but occasionally strays into nicer restaurants), which will include a review of Cafe 42 - and the George Bush birthday menu.
He had an interesting discussion of what entails a deluxe peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I had never heard of peanut butter and jelly with banana and vidalia onions, but to each his own.
Posted by: George | July 6, 2006 02:35 PM