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Headline: "Bush urges nation to be quiet for a minute while he tries to think"
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Oh, how he wishes that we would all just "shut up"
Ain't gonna happen Georgy boy!
Posted by: AFCLL![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 30, 2006 12:13 PM
Damn! I hate to admit it, but I agree with George W. Bush. Turn off all that noise, especially at one of my favorite punching bags, Wal-Mart. If you ever see me in the cat food aisle and I look like I'm about to explode, run for the nearest exit. It won't be pretty.
And if I have to sit under this ticking clock another minute, I may throw it through the window.
Don't you people understand? All your noise is driving us crazy!
Uh . . . where's my black bag?
Posted by: Doigotta![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 30, 2006 01:30 PM
Great- I had hoped there were no interspecies barriers-now we can interbreed the AT blog with the Onion-talk about hybrid vigor!
Posted by: Atlas999![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 30, 2006 01:54 PM
Oh, man. That's funny.
Sounds just like a postal employee (or insurance adjuster) before they "go off".
Posted by: RickBaber![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 30, 2006 03:45 PM
He just wanted everyone to be quiet so he could fart real loud.
Posted by: BR549![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/nav-commenters.gif)
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August 31, 2006 08:53 AM