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Headline: "Bush urges nation to be quiet for a minute while he tries to think"

Posted by Max Brantley on August 30, 2006 11:36 AM | Permalink

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Oh, how he wishes that we would all just "shut up"

Ain't gonna happen Georgy boy!

Posted by: AFCLL | August 30, 2006 12:13 PM

Damn! I hate to admit it, but I agree with George W. Bush. Turn off all that noise, especially at one of my favorite punching bags, Wal-Mart. If you ever see me in the cat food aisle and I look like I'm about to explode, run for the nearest exit. It won't be pretty.
And if I have to sit under this ticking clock another minute, I may throw it through the window.
Don't you people understand? All your noise is driving us crazy!
Uh . . . where's my black bag?

Posted by: Doigotta | August 30, 2006 01:30 PM

Great- I had hoped there were no interspecies barriers-now we can interbreed the AT blog with the Onion-talk about hybrid vigor!

Posted by: Atlas999 | August 30, 2006 01:54 PM

Oh, man. That's funny.
Sounds just like a postal employee (or insurance adjuster) before they "go off".

Posted by: RickBaber | August 30, 2006 03:45 PM

He just wanted everyone to be quiet so he could fart real loud.

Posted by: BR549 | August 31, 2006 08:53 AM

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