Arkansas Blog

OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate Cotham's!!!! They're food is the worst in town!!!! I'd rather eat a burger from a vending machine!!!!

BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Although Asa's popularity and trustworthiness to honest down-to-earth Arkansas coincides with that of the American Mafiosi makes one wonder why he would want a photo op with a guy "Bush" whose popularity is lower than a couple strains of venereal diseases that come to mind.

If this weren't good for Asa, he wouldn't be parading around town with the president.

The truth is that you idiots know what a big deal this for Asa.

I see there was another party that was missed by the Party of CHICKENHAWKS.

$500 a plate for overrated bbq, awards handed out, great photo ops, lots of butt sniffing.

And not a word or thought about our Sons or Daughters.

http://www.kthv.com/life/people/Arkansas_Fallen_Heroes/default.asp

lmao Looks like Bush is saying to Asa, "Now Asa, you are doing a heck a job, but, I am not putting this paper bag over my head damn it!"

Real, real, good.

"Now, Asa! I want you to know that...that...I, well...I just couldn't give that job to ya. I know that in the spirit of freedom...see...and...and well, just for the uh...uh...good of the Union, that you'll do just fine here and well and...and, things of that nature. Well...time for me and Karl to go...by the way, just between you and me? That tall fella don't know $--t about barbeque..."

GB: Let's see, I put this sack full of something or other in the hall outside Fartblossom's motel room in Salt Lake City, light it on fire, beat on his door and then run like hell?

A!: Yah, yah, and while he's stompin' it out tell the bald-headed little thug that Asa says thanks for getting me that homeland security gig that he made you give to Jerkoff.

Oh, I see, reading down the page. Chocolate Fried Pie, supposedly.

I thought dogs died if they ate chocolate???

What's in the bag? Leftovers for the dog? The head of some Clinton relative? A half pound of weed for Asa? Is it part of a fantasy involving Laura and a hunky secret service agent?

nquiring minds want to know.

No one is saying, but I assume the barbeque came from Corky's rather than, say, Interstate.

"Now Asa, didn't you use to work in DHS? And weren't you passed over for promotion? Twice?"

Since this is an election year for Asa and not for Bush. Bush is carrying a bag with all of Mrs. Hutchinson's bottles of antidepressants. Bless her heart she trying to smile.

Olbermann was on fire tonight...click on my name. Be patient...the end is the best...

That's powerful, rosso, thank you.

w: "What is it you're running for, Ira?"

A!: "It's Asa!"

w: "Asa. That's biblical, right?"

A!: "Yes sir, Mister President."

w: "You'll do a heckuva job. Listen, I gotta go now. The blow's in here with the barbecue, right?"

A!: "Yes sir, Mister President."

(Then, what rosso said about the barbecue.)

In case everyone didn't click on the link provided by Riverdog, you should. It's a list of all the Arkansans killed in this war. There are pictures of most of them. Don't rush through the list. Give yourself some time.

I didn't know any of them personally. But the same way the water does when you toss in a pebble, these deaths touched many other people in tight circles then broader ones. It's a lot of lives.

Well, unless you compare it with WWII. 2638 ain't nothing, then. That fact should make you feel a whole lot better about things, huh?

Or, unless you think about all the lives that are going to be lost when the terrorists strike again. And when that happens, it will all be your fault, liberals.

If someone on the blog was there at the event, can you please even lie to us and tell us that our fallen soldiers were recognized by these people?

The Olbermann link is great, too. He's no E.R. Murrow, but the kid is good.

I can't imagine the scolding I'd get from Mom if I had the President in my restaurant and didn't trim the shrubbery out front.

But then it wouldn't be Cotham's.

What a pathetic bunch of whiners...

Anon doesn't like it when his hero, the love of his political life, his King, is criticized.

But Anon didn't go to the Bush-B-Que. Why?

Was Doe's full?

I love people who disagree with a person... so they ramble on about anything that person is seen doing... really, could you make anymore fun of him for stopping at Cotham's???

guess what, he actually probably tied his shoes and put on deodorant yesterday as well... what an idiot...

you guys need to grow up, talk about "real" issues, and count to 10

Caption for the photo: "You will take care of the check, won't you ASA? But don't tip too much, it sets a bad precedent."

W."Pedofile report?"

A. "yes"

W. "Oh you mean like when we go
biking and get in single row. Gotcha!"

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