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I'd pay to not have to hear her awful voice.

Truth be told, though, she could probably do a better job of coordinating the election than could 'ole Charlie Daniels.

Wowee. She ought to be able to raise something...maybe get some money too.

Will Preacher Lagroan be bringing in theRepublican knock-out babe Ann Coulter?

LWood,
I was having a wonderful evening until I saw the words Ann Coulter.
LOL

Well sorry to ruin your dessert Blue, but couldn't you just imagine, two events and the Rwingnuts have a choice between visiting with a babe like Joey Lauren or trapsing over to see Screaming Ann bare her toothpick arms and fence rail legs while spewing out her osbcenities and outrages.
No wonder mainline Repubs are such drinkers. I mean in the past just imagine
Kate Smith doing the opening song.
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Gosh! I was in the process of jumping Little Rocker for calling Max a "fat bastard", pointing out such negative portrayals distract from the ideas expressed, etc., when up jumps Lwood with the "toothpick arms and fence rail legs" comment. I think I'll change my username to "skinny prick". Isn't political discourse wonderful?

But Sqwheel, Max is a real person, Ann is actor hired by the Republican Party and rightwing publishers to sell books and say all the nasty things sane people will not say.

Max's waste products go into the LR sewer system like everyone else's, but Ann produces pellets like a large rabbit which are packaged and sent out to the faithful 30%ers. After the blessing these pellets are consumed providing another month of blind obedience to the torture loving Bush-Cheney.

Because of over-production Ann barely tips the scales at 93 lbs, about the same weight maintained by former First Lady, Nancy Reagan. Are you putting 2 and 2 together here? That's right! Back in the 80s neo-con scientists worked out this Kool-aid delivery system with the help of Nancy Davis Reagan, a true pioneer in the production of Republican Royal Jelly.

And now...you know......the....rest...of the story....

I'm glad I re-visited thie thread this morning. You guys made me laugh!
And what the heck is that spooky, wobbling thing in Ann Coulter's neck? C'mon, DBI, you figured out the pellet concept, you can figure out that neck wobble, too.

Oh gee....that spooky, wobbling thing in Ann Coulter's neck is the Devil's penis. She was just another newspaper hack chasing dog bite stories when she sold her soul to the Devil to be rich and famous. But take a look at that throat.....fame is costing her a lot of personal discomfort.

Since food can't go down because of the obstruction, Annie remains skinny as a rail and gets most of her nourishment from a nose tube straight out of O'Reilly's pants. Poor Ann, the costs of being the face of the Republican Party comes at a big big price.

LOL, LOL,
You are a genius DBI.