Arkansas Blog

Hmmm...I wonder how the silly Clinton Liebrary's doing?

I want the state to put back all those Clinton signs they tore down the minute the state Clinton haters got a chance. I especially liked the one that greeted people as they crossed the Arkansas River on 430 headed into LR.

Yep...just as I suspected, they put that ridiculous double-wide there on the river, and it turned the whole downtown into a trailer park.

I agree zelda, bring back the "welcome" signs.

Oh that downtown Fort Smith couldst have a 165 million dollar project to help us out as Whirlpool says Olay to Arkansas. Maybe we can retro a Presidential do-dad by starting construction of the Zachary Taylor Library.

Old Rough and Ready spent a lot of time in and around Fort Smith in his soldiering days and couldn't say enough bad things about the place. But this was Fort Smith in the days before women folk and religion arrived to sooth the savage breast and from everything I've read, Fort Smith WAS an armpit in Taylor's time.

Since Taylor has been dead for 156 years there's probably not much to put in a Library, so to spend 165 million we'd have to use Halliburton to build it. Would be wonderful to have the President Zachary Taylor Library standing next to the U.S. Marshal's Museum, but we're going to have to fight off Staunton, VA for that honor. And suddenly it looks like they've woke up and are mounting a fight. Dadgum it.

Fort Smith has the history, we had the Indians, we had the Marshals who did the actual work of winning the West. Sounds like Staunton has all the retired Asa types who probably still know a few unlisted numbers in DC. So like Zack Taylor in the Seminole War, Fort Smith is going to have to fight to get the Marshal's Museum.

My advise is to shoot low sheriff, she's riding a Shetland.......Hooray for Bill Clinton, hooray for Zachary Taylor, hooray for U.S. Marshals!

Wouldst that I could fan the flames of discontent so as a mighty flame might roll...

I wouldst wish lost elections on the enabling Democrats like Lieberman, Pryor and Lincoln.

Oh that downtown Fort Smith couldst have a 165 million dollar project...
Posted by: Deathbyinches

DBI has certainly been writing beautiful Old English of late. Been reading Shakespeare again, I suspect.

Yeah....I'm took a tip from the Decider and picked me up a 6-pack of Shakespeare out of the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. They didn't have any Camus, but I picked up Hillary Duff's autobiography to read in the bathroom. I also found a bottle of Old English on eBay and man I am one sweet smelling dude today!

Speaking of eBay, we could sure cut out a whole lot of crap if we chunked all this campaigning and sold political offices on eBay. Asa could buy the Governor's chair, but remember Asa....on eBay positive feedback numbers are important, so it's doubtful if any seller would take your bid.

And speaking of bidding, I bid to Asa this fate, O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

Thankfully a review that does not claim the RiverMarket rehab began and ended with the Presidential Center.

The Clinton Library is just gas on an existing fire and glad to have it.

I hope the marshalls do justice and put their museum in Fort Smith.

"Little Rock is on the map due to one and possibly two presidents coming out of there," says Tower Senior Vice President Alex Marks.

Two Presidents from Arkansas?

That would be orgasmic.

Clark '08.

What ever happened to the Counter-Clinton Museum? As the Bush years have rolled on I think people realize maybe the 1990s weren't so bad after all.

The silliest anti-Clinton sentiment was the failure to rename all of the stretch of Markham from the Clinton Library to the train station "Clinton Avenue". The way Markham switches from what would be 1st street to 3rd is confusing for travelers and locals alike. Why not extend Clinton Ave to the train station and either rename 3rd Markham so it will carry the same name along its length or leave the 3rd/Markham transition west of downtown the same. At least you won't have two different stretches of different streets named Markham.

Great idea, Aporkalypse. Or even rename I-630, Chenal Parkway and Broadway, too. If Atlanta can have multiple Peachtree streets, we can have multiple Clinton streets.

Based on the last 6 years we cannot do enough to thank Bill.

Are you forgetting, Roland, that Clinton got a blowjob and lied about it? A whole brigade of Republican do-righters came right here to Arkansas to ferret out that truth. If you don't acknowledge that promptly, a whole host of Anonymous posters will show up to remind you that Bush hasn't been caught lying about blowjobs... the acid test for any president's legacy.

Among many of the reasons I moved here almost 30 years ago was the promise I saw in this state, it's people and it's (then) boy governor.

I have never regretted that move. The state nor that young governor has ever given me sufficient reason for any regrets.

I chose this place, this people. This is where I have raised my children.

Sparky -- that's just only because Bush is a better liar than Clinton. I bet he's done much worse in the Oval Office than Clinton ever had an inkling to do.

Well, there's nothing wrong with some good oral sex. But you shouldn't do it with a woman not your wife, and you shouldn't lie about it UNDER OATH. Especially if you are president.

But BJ notwithstanding, I think Clinton's presidency will compare rather favorably to Bush's come history book time.

Now Phoebe we have to get something straight here. Unless one is remarkably limber It takes 2 to make a blowjob. In deference to the still un-passed ERA amendment, supposing a married man or married woman couldn't keep their mind on business, or remember to buy milk at the store or kept burning the pot roast because of a deep deep hankering for a blowjob.

And what if this married man or woman had a most delightful and attractive spouse who worked too many hours or got all caught up in supporting the good works of missionaries thru his or her local church or temple and found that sufficient satisfaction in life.

And what if the desirous one had been trying to work blowjobs into every conversation with their spouse since...oh, I don't know 1986, with no luck at all? What if things were so bad that he had to sit on a little doughnut cushion because his prostate had become the size of Rhode Island?

What if he or she kept dirty magazines and tapes behind the seat of his truck? What if it was so bad the priest slammed the little door during confession? Or he or she was so hard up he or she started looking forward to his or her annual prostate exam? What if when he or she spotted spy cams in public lately he unz.......uh.

Please can we quit beating around the bush and come up with a solution to the problem of those with desires who are otherwise happily mated to those without? There may be a tall, gray haired guy living in luxury in upstate New York who needs an answer.......fast!

I'm response-less.

Come on Phoebe help a fella out.....or a woman....help a woman out too....either....both....