Arkansas Blog

Oh, c'mon. Sen. Craig just has a "wide stance" when he goes #2. Are you saying you don't believe him? :->

I'd like to draw a line here:
JUST because Craig is having sex in bathrooms does not mean he's gay. To label his behavior as such is blatant bigotry to me. There is a huge difference between being a dirty old pervert and being an out and proud gay man.

That might be funny if it were original, but everyone from San Diego CBS affiliate to Slate has done a version of that.

D- for lack of originality.

As my 2 daughters got a full education on oral sex and semen stains thanks to Clinton and Monica and Ken Starr...so I have received a big education on homosexual sex signals in public restrooms this week.

There's no telling how many time I thought someone was tapping their foot in the next stall because they had too much Taco Bell the night before. Now you tell me it was a sex signal? Every time I saw a hand roaming around under the partition...I just thought maybe the feller had lost his wrist watch.

Please please tell me if there are more homosexual signals I should know about. Here I spend my lonely days thinking no one on earth likes me and for all I know I'm missing hand signals, winks, and coded coughs right and left. I might be a hottie and just be too dumb to know it.

And ladies.....if there are secret signals you give off to old lumpy white married men, please tell me now. I've got 2 Viagra pills left and a big hankering to use them before Christmas.

We need to rethink a few things....in this era of war with everyone without end, I guess I'd much rather see someone using signals and signs and dots and dashes to pet my Johnson than see someone fixing to beat me up, shoot me or stab me. The worst kind of deviate sexual act between consenting adults is a million times better than violence and war. I'd much rather you should want to kiss me than murder me.

OK.....I'm swinging my right arm up over my head, blinking 3 times and poking my tongue out to the left. Anyone know what that signal means? Am I saying something nasty in code? Yippy! This is fun!

Boy, you suck one little dick and all of a sudden you gay.

go figure.

hypocrisy exposed

goopers lament

though they take it on the fly

and pamper their biggest babies

I am still waiting for the Vitter end

Vitter & wife have been awfully quiet....wouldn't you love to be a little birdie in that
house??
HALLELUJAH
SOMEONE SAY AMEN
Rain this morning, not much, but any little bit helps.

The kindest thing a 'friend' could say to the Craig's is STFU. Their so-called TV interview was pathetic and revealed a level of arrogance that I'd hoped died out with the likes of Faubus or Louisiana's Long Dynasty, ha. What a pitiful excuse for a human...putting so much effort into opposing himself is inevitably sad.

"OK.....I'm swinging my right arm up over my head, blinking 3 times and poking my tongue out to the left. Anyone know what that signal means? Am I saying something nasty in code?"

I'm not sure, but that may be the distress sign for Freemasons. ;)

Without the sound of a hammer,
Spunkrat

"I guess I'd much rather see someone using signals and signs and dots and dashes to pet my Johnson than see someone fixing to beat me up, shoot me or stab me."

These are my choices?

If you want to listen to recording of exchange between Republican Senator Craig and the arresting officer click blue name.

For a list of his top ten tea rooms please go to : www.SenatorCraig'sList.com

Countdown did a better re-enactment last night in the style of "Dragnet". Go to the main Countdown page at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/ and you'll find it.