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How do you get on a guest list to eat barbecue with President Bush? It doesn't hurt, Stephens Media notes, to have made a campaign contribution to Rep. John Boozman.

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How do you get on a guest list to eat barbecue with President Bush? It doesn't hurt, Stephens Media notes, to have made a campaign contribution to Rep. John Boozman.
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Shocking!
Maybe you should turn that cynical eye as to why Sen. Rodham Clinton was on the dais during the Central 50th when she had no discernible role. I recall that Mrs. Beebe wasn't seated next to her man.
Posted by: Arkansas Red
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October 17, 2007 10:21 AM
Red, I'm told Mrs. Beebe was released from the usual leg irons that connect her to her husband at all times just for this one event. To make sure she wouldn't run off, a good beating was administered to her below the neckline one hour before the start of the festivities. That plus the 2 sharp-shooters hidden in the crowd made sure the Gov's woman didn't make no sudden moves.
Hillary is smart and was still smarting from the mistake of last year's recitation of I Don't Feel No Ways Tired. So on that historic day she made the correct decision to NOT pretend she was a black woman and to give the stage to those who were genuine black people. Fo' shizzle Hillary!
I made sure to copy the list of Bush lunchmates so we'll know who to hiss for the rest of life after Cheney-Bush go to prison or lay down next to each other in the bunker. It's important to know who were unindicted co-conspirators when the history books are written. The Nuremberg Trials were very useful in flushing out Hitler's inner-circle, ya know. And in the mean time we can busy ourselves not speaking to these people in the grocery store. Bad Americans....all.
My own sick Ma raise up out of her hospital bed at the home on Monday and said "I wouldn't be caught dead in the same room with George Bush" and her words bear more weight since she's 3/4 dead already. Except for the down on their luck black props from Fort Baptist, the rest at the luncheon have the blood of 3828 dead US troops on their hands.
Their businesses mean more to them than the future of our country. What they probably think was an honor was actually a stain on their reputation for the rest of time. And now I must add Bentonville's Whole Hog Cafe to my Taint List.....round up the Buddhist monks to clear away the evil spirits all you want....I'll have no Whole Hog in my future.
I would like to hear from someone who was there.....how John Boozman managed to eat BBQ with his head up Bush's ass the whole time? Maybe, like Mrs. Beebe he was allowed to disengage long enough to eat a sandwich like regular people.
Posted by: Deathbyinches
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October 17, 2007 11:18 AM
Shop in Rodgers, for your latest in discount fascism.
Posted by: Eureka Springs, AR
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October 17, 2007 11:29 AM
Now I know why I wasn't invited. Just as well, bet it was some of that slop
they call bar-b-que in Texas.
Posted by: RYD
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October 17, 2007 11:33 AM
DBI, I am personally disappointed that you had information that the First Lady of Arkansas was assaulted and you haven't shared that with the proper authorities.
Your misogyny is troubling to say the least.
Posted by: Arkansas Red
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October 17, 2007 11:59 AM
RYD,
I think they went to Whole Hog. That's the good stuff.
Posted by: Arkansas Red
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October 17, 2007 11:59 AM
misogyny
You keep your potty mouth OB/GYN words to yourself!
Posted by: Deathbyinches
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October 18, 2007 10:35 AM