Arkansas Blog

Lou Dobbs is da Man!

Damn you LR! I'm so jealous! I keep a Michael Beschloss poster next to my bed. Taped right over my old Farrah poster. You all better show up in droves and I hope Skip lets him answer a few questions on his personal and professional opinion of Cheney-Bush. If only Cheney had a secret taping system in his office....ohmagod....we might find out exactly how he ruined this country and why.

Well well.. I guess theClinton school schedulers ran out of neo nuts this month.. so they brought in a historian and the Nancy Grace of immigration wing-nuttery.. Someone bring Lou a taco with ketchup on it.. we don't want him to get to spicy.

Dear God,
Remember me? No, I guess you don't. Anyway, could you do a mere sinner a little favor? I live in Arkansas, and....oh, you don't know where Arkansas is? You know Mike Huckabee? I said Huckabee...H-u-c-k-a-b-e-e. That's funny, he says he knows you.

Anyway, my family and I have manage to survive almost 7 years of Cheney-Bush and it's really sucked. Oh, I'm sorry, can I say sucked in front of you. Ah...thank you. Anyway....times are tough in the United States these days and us 99% are having a pretty rough time of it.

You see, there's a writer's strike going on and it's been a couple of weeks since The Daily Show and Colbert have been on and while I've tried to be calm and supportive of the writers who just want their share of the Internet pie.....I'm getting to the breaking point. I miss Jon!

I can't get my news in the proper order. Without a little comedy mixed with all the misery of the day, I sorta think about drowning my 2 kids like that Smith woman in Texas. I've been Googling for mail-order Italian rifles with scopes. I'm too depressed to Tivo Ellen.

So God, the next time the Romney bus stops at a 7-11, could you call in some orders and get those writers their share of the wealth so they'll go back to work and I can watch new episodes of The Daily Show and Colbert before it's too late? Thanks, you're a dear. In the name of this and that..Amen

Dear Allah,
Remember me? No, I guess you don't. Anyway, could you do a mere sinner a little favor? I live in Arkansas, and....

Lou Dobbs is married to a Hispanic. I don't know why he is always yelling about immigration.