Arkansas Blog

Nice piece. I hear they sometimes explode in the face of the shooter.

Oh. My. God.
This means that Cheney is the next head football coach at the University of Arkansas.

Will all air traffic be closed a hour before he lands and before he takes off? Wonder if he will land in L.R. or LRAFB?

Any idea who his host will be?

Sounds like we need a no fly zone for the whole area. How far will one of those goose guns shoot?

Ahhhhhhh...this explains Tuberville's quick exit out of the stuttgart duck blinds.....

eLwood.......if he flys in in a corporate size jet like he has in the past he will probably land at the Stuttgart airport. The airport there has a mile long runway and a smaller one also, as for a host my guess would be either Marion Hartz or George Dunklin.

"Go duck yourself, Dick."

Good 'un, boss!

I thot they all went to church on sundays.

Crash Davis - GREAT ONE!

widj,
A preacher wishing evil on someone? You gave me hell for that a while back.

If that gun explodes, can I give you my shit list?

Didn't they just jump-start his ticker this week? Should he be out and armed so soon?

Now I know what the westward ho traffic jam was all about in a little town around here this afternoon. Any hotel rooms left, oh, say from Hope to Texarkana for the next few nights? Maybe Red Cross shelters? I'll get hubby to load the cats and the pup. Wouldn't want Dick to mistake them for a duck . . .

Just letting my wild 'n crazy thoughts wander before calling it a day...........
If a man, or woman, has a chest full of wires and batteries and computers and jump-starts,
whatever those things are that cost mucho $$$$$$$$$$$$$$............
how do you know when someone is dead???? Won't the damn thing keep on pumping even after
the human shell is no longer viable??
Does the world have to look forward to a race of Cheneys who refuse to die????????????
Glad I don't feel so important,,,,,no sad songs for me.
GOODNIGHT

Glad I'm heading south to Texas tomorrow. Hope the ducks and the lawyers all follow me to protect themselves from Darth! (Well, the ducks may be safe. I suspect there won't be a lawyer within 100 miles of Stuttgart on Sunday.) Can you drink in Stuttgart on Sunday? Does Darth still drink?

He's coming back.. already? This is getting both embarrassing and insulting.. Someone stand up to the dark one and just say no.. you ain't welcome here anymore.

has it been cold enough to bring down the ducks in large numbers yet?

Won't the damn thing keep on pumping even after
the human shell is no longer viable??
by Jazzy

Yes, can only be shut off with a large, circular magnet. The resulting magnetic field
shorts the circuit and shuts off the artificial ticker.

Now that's not a hint to anyone on here, got that?

I call on Governor Mike Beebe to issue a state wide restraining order on one Dickster Cheney. Make where he can't get within 3 states of the Arkansas border. From the looks of things Cheney might be thinking of hauling all his pods down here and setting up a base camp in Arkansas. Why can't Dimmy and Vines dream of sending Cheney back to where he came from?

I, personally am requesting all Arkansas ducks in the vicinity of Stuttgart to arms themselves and return fire! How can we get all crazy about a nail-gunned raccoon and a dead skinned dog and yet, relax while Satan comes to kill in Arkansas? Enemy Number 1 is heading our way and our troopers are laying low at Dunkin Donuts!

Arkansas's terror level just went to bright orange! Wackos are storming Hillary headquarters, Cheney's heading our way with a gun and black folks are being rounded up in Fort Baptist and put in boxcars. By god....I think something's up! Mama! MAMA!

PS....if those guys in the picture with Cheney didn't start out life as Hitler Youth, I'll eat your hat!

If I were working for the AR Game and Fish I would be watching the Dark one very close.. He may just think it's legal to order up a release of domesticated ducks for shooting here...like quail. I have heard of folks/guides getting arrested for such nafarious activities in that neck of the woods before. Obviously his hosts will do anything for just about anyone if they will let Dick anywhere near their property..much less with a loaded gun.

"PS....if those guys in the picture with Cheney didn't start out life as Hitler Youth, I'll eat your hat!"--DBI

I remember those guys from the one week Limpbaugh's show was televised...of course I always assumed they bused them in from the Hitler Youth Camp.

Saaay . . . wasn't there something in the paper about draining all the heaven-sent water flooding the timber over there somewhere? To keep from flooding any soybean fields not yet cut? Only no one could say just how much water had to be drained to save those fields so they drained all of it? But gee, there's plenty of water left on adjacent cropland usually flooded with groundwater for duck hunting, if you can afford to belong to the club. And just think how easy it might be to shoot your limit of ducks at one of these clubs -- kinda like fish in a rain barrel. Cluster duck, anyone?

Maybe he's coming in to try to shoot down the NLRPD's new $150,000 radio controlled crime fighting "eye in the sky" toy helicopter before it can collide with some hapless delta cropduster.

Where do I buy one of those large circular magnets?????????????????????

(still looking at that picture) Imagine the poor women who roll over and have to see any of these 3 creeps coming at them naked with their old Johnson in their hands........the ducks in Stuttgart may not be the most unfortunate creatures on earth, after all.

Anyone got an update? Did he die this morning or did he kill someone else?