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Duck and cover

Big Dick Cheney is on the ground in the rice belt today, so beware. He apparently came a little later than we originally heard. You might don lots of orange if you're going to be in the vicinity of Carlisle.

Posted by Max Brantley on December 3, 2007 11:06 AM | Permalink

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C'mon, Max. Take a chance and be that intrepid reporter you always aspired to be.

Posted by: Arkansas Red | December 3, 2007 11:26 AM

I think Big Prick Cheney would be a more accurate description.

Posted by: durangokid | December 3, 2007 11:26 AM

Good news Bad News...he spotted that lone Ivory Billed Pecker....and he shot it.

Posted by: Sanford | December 3, 2007 11:27 AM

I am not in the habit of wishing misfortune on folks.. but a hole in a certain someones waders has crossed my mind..

Posted by: Eureka Springs, AR | December 3, 2007 11:40 AM

I don't remember...is Lonoke County wet or dry? Surely someone on Darth's team will make sure he's got ample hootch for his matinee hunt.

Posted by: hugh mann | December 3, 2007 11:50 AM

lonoke county is very, VERY dry.

((((sigh))))

Posted by: Littlecrock | December 3, 2007 12:00 PM

do they have somebody net the ducks beforehand and clip the wings to make it easier for dickhead to shoot them. he was shooting quail with clipped wings. maybe the ducks will walk along the logs and be easir to hit that way.

Posted by: zonker | December 3, 2007 12:09 PM

Good news Bad News...he spotted that lone Ivory Billed Pecker....and he shot it.

Posted by: Sanford | December 3, 2007 11:27 AM

Sanford, that's the best Dick Cheney line I have heard in a long time. You should send your resume to Leno.

Posted by: Vorenus | December 3, 2007 12:42 PM

ADG Headline tomorrow:
"Big Dick blasts little pecker"
It fits. Maybe he IS gonna be the next Razorback coach.

Posted by: RickBaber | December 3, 2007 01:12 PM

I'm sorry no one thought to arm the ducks over the weekend. I hate fights, but if they have to happen, let them be fair fights. Now....who knows a Witch Doctor or a Buddhist monk who knows how to purify tainted ground? That whole county will need a good disinfecting come sundown. To Dick Cheney....all my worst!

Posted by: Deathbyinches | December 3, 2007 02:50 PM

Max, I think you should, like his daughter Mary, swear off of dick.

Posted by: eLwood | December 3, 2007 09:16 PM

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