Unloaded guns don't kill people
Arkansas State University's leading basketball scorer was suspended Sunday after being arrested for discharging a gun. Great alibi from Adrian Banks, quoted in the police report: “A fight was breaking out at the club, I found the gun on the ground and didn’t want anyone to get shot, so I shot the gun until it was empty.”



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He is certainly a fast thinker.
Posted by: bugeyedlittlefreak
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December 3, 2007 02:10 PM
Did his discharging break up the fight? Were teeth and nose cartilage saved? Did someone avoid getting kicked in the balls because this brave fellow discharged?
Posted by: eLwood
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December 3, 2007 09:13 PM
Glad there wasn't a line of coke on the table. He might have been compelled to snort it so no one else would get high.
Posted by: Don Keyhotay
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December 4, 2007 09:04 AM