Arkansas Blog

God, I love a genius photographer who transforms a gigundous NY-designed single-wide trailer of a Presidential Library (get it, Yankee-haters?) facing a really ugly dilapidated railway bridge across the Arkansas River, into a spellbinding post-modern pictorial haiku. Beautiful!

Hey Norma....didn't you know they make Glamor Shots for buildings too? When I first got on AOL back in 94 all these hotties were asking for my pix, so I looked up Glamor Shots in the phone book and hopped on down there on a good hair day. When I got my proofs back I was shocked to see I was a dead ringer for Richard Gere.

Hell, I wanted to do a little cheatin...not totally wreck my phony-baloney marriage. I knew if I let those Glamor Shots get out they'd be dirty legs all over my front porch, so I never went back when the pictures got ready and since GS in FS went under, I've felt guilty I had a hand in it.*

Bill and Hilary have been examined more closely than the moon and how this author had the gall to speak of the Clinton secrecy after 7 years of the KGB Bush administration is beyond me. Can you picture GWB's privates being inspected for identifying marks? Probably got Jeff Gannon/Guckert's phone number tattooed above his withered child-sized whatchamydoodle. I shudder!

*Not a damn word of truth to this story.

Come again, Norman, oops, Norma............
translate for all us *yankee-hatin* dumb rednecks..............
BTW..........I had 4 years of Pennsylvania schoolin, didn't turn me into a yankee
but, I don't hate them either........
WARS OVER.....

I agree with Norma today. At a distance (from the interstate) the place looks like a really big mobile home, i.e. house trailer. But upon visiting it and the grounds its very mundane. That is truly a "glamor" shot. Norma I think it's supposed to be shootin off into the 21st Century or something. I thought it was a horizontal phallic symbol until I noticed a garden going in on top.

That's a stunning shot--who took it?