Arkansas Blog

Slow day would be an understatement. I'm guessing DBI will be aroused by the news but that's about it.

Surely something is happening politically. Jim Parsons has gone awhile without an ethics complaint. We are to the point in primaries that I would expect to hear scandal and fraud allegations from somewhere in the state.

Oh well, guess I'll go back to enjoying the sun and smell of honeysuckle blooming.

Because God directs the FCC, I am not allowed to view Little Rock stations so little or no Leslie for me. But I still got that big blonde who advices folks to buy their next car or light truck from Randall Ford over here on the left side of the state. MMMMMM boy, is she a honey! I could not besmirch her with my bodily fluids! If I ever file my taxes and I ever get my Bush incentive check in the mail I might waltz down to Randall Ford and trade in my hail pounded 1976 model, if they'll give me a good trade-in. It's only got 42,435 miles on it and until the hail storm it was just about perfect.....and boy is she a running jessie!

I'm sure that big blonde Randall girl would treat me fairly and if she stood close enough I might not even pay any attention to the prices. Nothing sez new car like a beautiful woman! Them boobs remind me of headlights. The pretty smile is like a chrome grill. I think of nice thighs like twin air-bags....and ohhhhhh that great rear end! When I used to see a woman down on her hands and knees I'd imagine they had 4 little tires, I squinch my eyes a little and she'd look just like a skin colored racer coming right at me! ohmylord!

So welcome back to the airwaves Leslie! You wouldn't happen to have the home phone number of that big blonde Randall girl.....would ye?

This provides a perfect excuse to engage in one of my favorite pastimes - Brummet Bashing; and on a Friday afternoon at that!

I can never forget the 1500 worder the Brum eked out of 'investigating' whether Kim Hanke & Leslie Basham were really as nice as they seemed in the ads. Of course he spent the better part of the piece telling us his methodology.

But in the end, they are as nice as we always thought.

That pretty, feisty little Leslie Hall Basham couldn't pick me out of a lineup, but I've known her since the day she came into this world. She was a cute little thang then, just like now. If yer a readin' this Leslie, tell yer deddy ole Durango said hidey. Not only was yer pa a mighty fine football coach at Little Rock Central, but also one of the nicest fellers a body could ever meet; a real mentor was he. Viva Leslie Basham! Viva Hyundai! (And, Boooo Landers)

I an't believe ya'll are making a big to-do over her, just as if she was a real star like Paris or Britany or Janet Jackson.

DBI would have loved Jocelyn White, most famous LR weather girl of them all.

Louie, if she were a real star of the Paris-Britany-Janet caliber then DBI would be in line to buy the tape.

DBI. you are such a SCUM BAG, FORT SMITH DOESNT NEED TO OIL ANYTHING WITHIN MILES. YOU BESOTTED PIG. THANK GOD AND GRAYHOUND YOU ARE ON THE WEST SIDE OF ARKANSAS NEAR A RIVER THAT CAN CLEANSE. YOU WOULD MAKE THE WATER DOWN RIVER FROM RUSSELLVILLE, EVEN DANKER. YOU ARE NAUSEATING. DONT THINK YOU ARE MARRIED NOR DO YOU HAVE ANY SPAWN.. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE. YEEEEECCCCHHHHHHHH... FROM UNDER .WHAT ROCK DID HE CRAWL ??

......smiling again......you are a delight, LargeAss! Let us know how Jenna wedding went when ya get back home.