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Vetting the veeps

McCain begins the dance. Romney, Jindal and Crist are first up. Saving the best for last.

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Saving the best for last.<<

You mean will McBush step over to the side show and pick a freak?

Lordy, I hope he picks *loose lips sink ships* Huckabuck,,,,then all the dirty trash, that we
know, can be dumped on the nation, how sweet it is.
Be careful what you wish for log cabin dirt floor Huckaliar.............
what a disgusting family.


Correction:

You mean will McBush step over to the side show and pick a fart-loving freak?

Could there possibly be a video of the Hucks *second* marriage on youtube????
You know......the big gal in the red dress.
hahasnortsniker

If McInsane picked Condi he'd have the very latest in campaign fashions, rolled into one outfit.

By the way, I can't wait for the general election debates.

Lord -

Crist - rumors roaring that he's gay - hell, I don't care, but we all know that the Republican Party would have a massive heart attack - Crist in his 50's and he's still single (see Mark Foley) what's the first question you ask yourself - is he gay? McShame is just keeping Florida close by mentioning one of their own.

Jindal - OK, so he's the closest "they've" got to a black man...he's a brown man - but he's East Indian - and his family are Hindu's - now how's Bubba gonna wrap his head around that? McSame is just trying to look like he's color blind.

Romney - can't take away the fact that Romney is a savy businessman and his experience as a successful governor shouldn't be ignored. But again, what's Bubba gonna think about a VP that wears "magic underwear"?

Bubba isn't ready for any of the above - the McSame campaign is just trying to keep his name in the media and slups like us talking about him during the long weekend. I'd do the same.

Jesus Crist! You mean, Jesus Crist is in the running! Ohmygoodlord.....Obama can't beat a ticket with the son of God on it! Our taters are fried! Oh no....Jesus Cris.....oh....wait....Crist....oh....never mind.......

I'm betting Grandpa Munster will think his only chance is with Mormon Mitt's special underwear at this side. Plus....Mitty still has 200 million left to blow and obviously he's dumb enough to let McCain blow it for him. Mitt's still jonesing for fame ya know.....he'd blow McCain for a spot on the ticket.

I hear that's why George W. Bush was hanging around Jeff Gannon/Guckert....taking lessons so Cheney would let him on the ticket back in 1999. Where do you people think Monica the idea of how to get a free tour of the Oral....Oval Office! Think man.....think!

I'm with jazzy...oh please let it be Huck...PLEASE. Perhaps then there will be some humor back in the race...plus he'd sink what's left of McCain's chances. Perhaps history will repeat itself and the head of the looking-for-a-VP committee will look around and decide he's the best one for the job.

Eliminating in-the-closet Republicans from consideration will take a heavy toll.

George W McCain can vet till 2010 and he won't find someone who can make him less senile, control his most obvious desire to bomb the hell out of somebody - anybody, improve his fumbling public speaking (the leader of the free world just can't continue to be someone who is embarrassing when his lips move - I can't take four more of that!), or make him an inch taller.

It makes me just want to bawl that millions will actually vote for this doofus in waiting.

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