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"The widow of Arkansas governor Frank White, Mrs. Homosexual White, spoke at the Tuesday meeting of the Rotary Club...."

"Bestselling author Homosexual Talese...."

"The Smithsonian Institute, which houses the historic bomber Enola Homosexual...."

Yes, the possibilities are nearly endless.

Just when you think you have seen it all.

Well, Tyson Homosexual may actually BE gay, ya know. I meant to say, Gay Tyson may actually be straight. I mean Tyson Sexualhomo may actually be bisexual. I mean Bison Straight may be asexual. Well, what I was trying to say .. aw, forget it. Too confusing. Who cares anyway? One thing for sure: Tyson Gay can run like the wind!

Or the Flintstone theme song verse:

"Well have a homosexual, old time!"

Or a historical note:

From the 19th century, "The Homosexual Nineties"

Or Christmas music:

"Don we now our homosexual apparel."

AFA forfeited their rights to be judges and juries a long time ago and now they're just proving that they ought to be shunned and avoided by the public. What a bunch of idiots.

G. beat me to it. Exactly the same examples, plus...the Flintsones will have a homosexual old time. Hilarious.

This is too funny. As a lover of words, I find this sort of thing interesting and amusing. It reminds me of a student I once had (very funny, creative, keep-the-teacher-off-track sort of young fellow) who once told me he found the letters "a-s-s" when found inside words just as offensive as when they stood alone. He was planning to change all occurrences of "a-s-s" to "b-u-t-t" so as to clean up his language. (All of this, of course, done totally tongue in cheek.)

He then began to ask me regularly if we would be having any homework butt-signments. Or who was it that butt-butt-inated Kennedy in the 60s. Or that one of his fellow students was really butt-inine for asking silly questions. On and on he would go . . . all for a laugh.

Too bad his antics were just that - and this group is seriously trying to change words neither of which will change people's minds.

ENOLA HOMOSEXUAL DROPS 'BIG ONE' ON NIPS

Borrowed

"A blur in blue, Gay clocked 9.68 seconds to win the 100 final at the U.S. Olympic trials, a time that will not be entered in the books as a world record because it came with the help of a too-strong tailwind."

These homosexuals just won't shut up till America grants them equality.

Yet Christian opponents of same-sex marriage (like the AFA) are reluctant enforce the Bible.

Hence -

Draft of a Constitutional Amendment to Defend Biblical Marriage:

* Marriage in the United States of America shall consist of a union
between one man and one or more women. Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)

* Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron
11:21)

* A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. Deut 22:13-21)

* Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden.(Gen
24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30, 2Cor 6:14)

* Since marriage is for life, neither the US Constitution nor any state law shall permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9-12)

* If a married man dies without children, his brother must marry the widow.If the brother refuses to marry the widow, or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

* In lieu of marriage (if there are no acceptable men to be found), a woman shall get her father drunk and have sex with him.(Gen 19:31-36)

God said it ALL. You don't get to pick and choose.

I may not know much, but I know this much: if there's one thing I'm basing my entire life on it's the dreams, visions and hallucinations of 2,000 year old schizophrenic desert sheep herders.

Like herding sheep in a desert isn't your FIRST clue.

This reminds me of idiot news anchor lady that had begun using "African American" instead of Blacks, was reporting on South Africa and their end of Apartied ans kept referring to Seweto Blacks as African Americans even after co-anchor had corrected her.

This just proves social conservatives and the religous reicht can never wave the bloody shirt of "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS A LIBERAL TOOL" to the American people with a straight face.

Ya know the word FAMILY has been so abused and distorted that I think we ought to take a lead from these nutjobs and instead of FAMILY insert Self-contained Crucible of Torture in its place. In the future let them be known as the American Self-contained Crucible of Torture Association. This also works for the Arkansas Self-contained Crucible of Torture Council, and nutjob Dobson's Focus on the Self-contained Crucible of Torture.

Crazy people so often come from families...oops...Self-contained Crucible of Torture units headed by a Christer Mom and Dad who spend 18 to 20 years forcing the most mind boggling horse shit into the precious little brains of their babies. Imagine the bubbling cauldron of confusion going on inside the teenage Duggar mind. Self-contained Crucible of Torture's gave us John Wayne Gacy, Mike Huckabee, Richard Speck, Charles Manson, Oral Roberts, Ted Bundy, Kenneth Copeland, Lizzie Borden, Mark W. Pryor, Jeff Dahmer, and Osama bin Can't-be-found.

You think a drink will lead to pot which will lead to cocaine and meth? Well, maybe so, but put children in a pressure cooker family and the twisted results can span 5 generations. (take a peek at a chasv family reunion why don't cha). We gotta break the chain as Oprah says....we've got to mount a Duggars intervention! We got us enough dog torturing, religious wide-stancers and far too many are mean and thinking the world was made for them by their imaginary friend upstairs.

Now....I'm going to go put on Marvin Homosexuale's Greatest Hits and chill out until my kids come home in hopes I won't try to jump up and jam some of my own personal thoughts and beliefs in their heads tonight over dinner.

Oh what to do if the wives of these Wildmon Gang "Webmasters" picks up some "Ben Homosexual" for the husband. There might be a moral crisis for these ol' Miss'sippi boys.

Crackin me up here folks! Ms .....Haley that's a keeper!

KFSM (channel 5 in NWA) has a better approach - they ran a short news story this weekend about "Pride Day" parades. They gave it about 20 seconds (including a film clip) without once mentioning who was parading, and why.

So, like if I get an ache after a hard day of, oh, I dunno... family values living say... should I rub Ben Homosexual on my aching parts?

Damn.. I should read before I write, Ms. Haley beat me to it! Typical day for me. SIgh.

Springdale, forget about the Pride Parade, and wait a while on the Sloth Parade. Well, we may be waiting quite a while on that one, but they should mosey by someday.

Queers should never have been called gay.. they are not gay unless they are in the act of sodomy or some other lustfull act.
I call them homos or queers but never had the idea they are gay.. That is so stupid. kinda like one foot out of the closet. Hell get all the way out so normal people know to stay away and keep their distance. Queers are so repulsive.

Frank White's widow, the endearing:

Homosexual White

Perfect for this thread....

clicky

I am laughing so hard I can barely type!

I remember when they started calling them gay... I knew this crap of gay this and gay that would come along.
The word means just that, gay.. but it damn sure don't mean, homo or queer which is the right words to identify them with.

Thanks for the great video Jazzy. I listened to a few more of his songs and he is great. How did you hear about Roy Zimmerman?

I guess when those goatherder got together 3000 years ago to lay down rules about sex they decided then and there that goats were more preferable than each other. Women were just chattel, children were just noisy byproducts of women, and religion was something only men could handle and understand.

But, I'm feeling Zen today. I'm listening to the sound of one middle finger pointing at these inane AFA assholes.

NEVER heard of him, Jake, just typed in *songs about gays* and this was one of many
that popped up....glad you enjoyed it.

Mucho grassy-ass, senora jazzee!! How about a little hillbilly haiku:

Redneck DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OMG that is toooo funny!! LOL! When PC takes a wrong turn!