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>>Can you imagine being a parent and having your child come home and tell you all the ways they learned in school that you can (have sex)?" said Republican state Rep. Rob Eissler...<<

I suppose the ilk of Eissler prefers they come home and tell you they are pregnant.

I always thought Texans reproduced a different way. I remember the bathroom wall poem that started, "Here I sit, cheeks a'flexin',..."

Oh Happy Day..........a SEX thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where's Durango?????

What do you call graduates of abstinence only sex education?

Mommy or Daddy.

Do you reckon if I was to get the red Ford started and put on some of that Dean Martin aftershave I bought on eBay, that I could take a little trip down to Texas and get one of them teenage girls to sex on me? I can scrape up enough money for a pizza and 2 Cokes...maybe even a movie. While we're a-sexin, I could explain NAFTA the best I understand it, show her exactly how you can prevent making a baby, and give her a few thrifty fashion tips I've learned from my girls. It's possible I'd leave her better than I found her.

I'm not really into teenage girls, I'm just always on the hunt for a woman dumb enough to have sex with me....sounds like Texas is full of em......which should be no surprise to anyone. If saying NO ever worked, we'd have never heard of Cheney or Bush and I know 4119 good Americans who wouldn't be taking dirt naps today. Crazy Christians!

At least Texas students are not having banana sex at school.

Uh pollen there's other names they use too and other techniques to keep them virgin b4 marriage.
Hummer comes to mind-

Looks like the Bush and Evangelical Idgits have put the teenagers on the longhornies of a dilemma down in Tejas. Maybe if they'd take a different but still protective approach like starting "I'd Rather Be Masturbating" Clubs.
As the ol' State Farm motto says: You're in good hands.

"Can you imagine being a parent and having your child come home and tell you all the ways they learned in school that you can (have sex)?"

If these small 'c' christians (more worried about controlling YOUR behavior than their own) weren't so uptight sex-a-phobic their kids wouldn't HAVE to learn at school. How many of those supporting abstinence-ONLY "education" do you suppose actually have those "little talks" with their own kids? Just another example of wingnut head-in-sand (or up their A$$) circular logic: "If X doesn't work, try X!" Morons. Let them little girls keep gettin' what they're gettin' and let the grandparents raise the results - JUST like in Arkansas...
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Not for the frail
"ABSTINENCE TEACHING" VISIT AT YOUR OWN RISK
http://www.abstinenceonly.com/

Jake:

State Farm: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Allstate: Your in good hands with Allstate.

Geico: Check out my lizard!!!

My bad baptist, gumm. I get 'em mixed up. Am never sure if it's the lizard or the chihuahua who's selling bets on your death.

Anyhow, it's likely they are having huge sales in those under the counter XXX-magazines for sheep lovers down there in Texas. (click on name for appropriate tune on this topic.....)

I'm raht cheer, jazzy! Better late than never to this thread. As you can see from the attached video clip, I (a true blue Max beer drinker) got a much more meaningful sex education in the bars around town than in school. Bluename.

Now who in hell put that video of me on the internets?????????????

It was that Bush/Cheney crowd, jazzy. They've always got their damned noses in other people's business, ya know. I saw you in the bar at Fisherman's Wharf the other night. But you were with Frenchie and the dear sweet sainted one was with me, so I kept quiet. Our time will come!

See jazzy, you made it back just in time for the good stuff while we all dealt with the mundane

Phooey on you.

Jazzy,

Right after your post for Durangokid and his video, I thought of this one. I couldn't find the video, but click on handle to read the transcript and think of Gilda, disheveled, hobbling out to a taxi the next morning.

Those of you unfortunate enough to have missed watching SNL the first three seasons, I highly recommend getting the DVD's.

Damn damn damn....wrote a reply to all you guys and it was just blown off, erased.........
I tried.

jazzy, "blown" off?
You does know how to stick with the topic, gurl.