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Dang it Cato, you put the voodoo hex on me............

T-storm passed, sun came out, then oops, power failure,,,,for 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure got hot in here and dark and quiet.

Beats all.........we should get a rebate.

Worst service I've ever had.....the old cat didn't even want to stay inside with me.

I propose a shunning of strangelove. I think it was elwood who compiled a 18-hour list of strange's comments. Strange has nothing to do with his life but to be an obnoxious troll.

The coward hides behind the anonymity of his screen name to spew nonsense and foul the board for his own amusement.

Ignore his asinine postings. If you feel compelled to respond to his rantings, it will not do any good. Just type "strange is shunned."

It would not be fair to propose a shunning anonymously.

.........and, I wait again, heart in my throat.
looks like it will be on path Betsy took in '65, just west of the city, eye right over
St. Charles parish.....bad news for the city being on east side of eye.
Watch n wait w/end for me.

clicky

Oh, Jim Lendall, it's so easy. Just hit the "ignore" button between your ears. I guess newbies will rise to the bait. And a few regulars who can't seem to resist replying.

But really, it's easy. Just ignore and don't feed the trolls.

Here is your post-bar report! My lifelong Republican friends are all excited about Ms Palin. They all to a man will FK her. They think what this country needs are more people with no experience. But mostly they think she is very Fk'able. They think McCain is a genius because he looked all over and picked a woman that they'd like to FK.

These are friends in their late 40s up to 70 and us men that age think 44 is a hot age for a woman. So if you're around that age and not real fat and not ugly like a bulldog in the face.....be happy in knowing guys in that age range will FK you. Every time Ms Wasilla came on the multiple flat-screen TVs one of my friends informed us how they'd FK that. Really after a while the game grew old because it was the same response every time. Now I know what it must be like to be married to me.

So forget everything Obama said last night, the majority of us want to vote for women we'd like to FK. Sorta explains how we got George W. Bush and Dick W. Cheney and Mark W. Pryor too. Oh, I said FK Pryor and the friend to my right said...don't say that, I went to school with him, he's a nice guy. I said, yeah...he's a nice guy but he loves to vote with Cheney-Bush and that means he loves war and torture.

My friend reminded me of that great moment when the Gang of 14 came together and ran the Congress. And I said....yeah and that suckass Pryor and the other 13 helped give Bush his wingnut crazy judges. Now...my friend didn't seem to know anything about that. So he was just glad that Pryor crossed the isle in partisanship....didn't matter that it FK'ed America for the next 35 years. He likes that being friends stuff and I said THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FRIENDS, DAVID.

Anyway, enough of that. I thought Hillary made those 18 million cracks. Now I know that's pure bullshit. Now I know that if Hillary had been any brand of HOT.....she would have been giving the speech last night. I'm sorry to say a woman's worth with all these Neanderthals is still all about IS SHE FK'ABLE. It kinda ruined my beer. I should have just blown it off and enjoyed my one night out. But I've got so liberaled-out, I forgot this is America...this is the world, we've only got one planet and even the captains of industry are FK'ing idiots. And damn....I guess I got one step closer to being a feminist tonight. I think it's the first time in my life that I didn't enjoy talking about FK'ing.

I'm depressed. Joe Biden needs to spend this 3 day weekend getting breast implants...hell, get Obama some of em too. The Democrats are doomed unless we can make Obama and Biden more FK'able. Man.....how do you do that? Cleavage! Michelle and Jill must start showing more cleavage tomorrow! Stand by their husbands and show us a little boob ladies.....do it for our country...do it for Jesus. We've got to fight Miss Wasilla with her own medicine!

And to get those no-information dumbass women......we need Obama and Biden to sexy up too. Skip quarters...men....get a big roll of half dollars, put em way down in your pocket over next to Lil' Elvis and bring some manly sexy back to Democratic politics. Boner up for the flag boys!

All that beautiful talking in HD on my TV this past week on channel 211 was for nothing. Sex just dumped that Better Country shit in the alley. We need sex and lots of it. American voters are through with facts and figures...We gotta hold that convention over again and get Mrs. Chuck Norris to head our ticket or that bitch from Alaska is going to steal the election! Damn it....I've typed enough....I'm going to go manage my pubic hair so I'll be ready for November. Now I know if you don't want to FK it....you sure don't want to vote for it! America! The Dumbest Country in the World!

i realize there is a sexist element in this query, but i do not believe it rises to the level (pardon the pun) of 'apples & oranges'...

imagine back in the '80s, if Bill had Hillary sit in on state government meetings, ordered staff and department communications (now email, then letters) copied to Hillary, and in replying to some of those communications, had written "check with Hillary" ???

would cause one to wonder a lot just how responsible the actual elected official was for the policies being made, would it not?

seems Mrs. Palin has this problem.

Oh, Deebie.
You're crackin' me up over here.
StrangeAss is searching desperately for some way to make all caps about 8 points larger than possible on this blog. LargeLove is scrolling back through all the Rush Limbaugh archives for a bumper-sticker response.
Let's just face it kidz. Today is a great day to be a Democrat. That first Tuesday in November will be an exceptionally great day to be an American.

Sad thing is, dbi, the barroom conversation with your buds seems too real/too familiar. And testosterone conversations like that always grow in direct correlation to the number of guys in mix. But at least you now know what it's like to be married to you...probably pretty nice...and frustrating. No no no no no...

It's always special to have women categorized according to fuckability.

Jim, he just got outed on one of the other blogs.

Sad thing is, dbi, the barroom conversation with your buds seems too real/too familiar. And testosterone conversations like that always grow in direct correlation to the number of guys in mix. But at least you now know what it's like to be married to you...probably pretty nice...and frustrating. No no no no no...

It's always special to have women categorized according to fuckability.

uh oh

What's up at Central?

I posted an email from the principal a few days ago. The ninth grade class is overcrowded so every one's schedule must be changed, two weeks into the semester.

How did this happen? Why isn't it explained? Why isn't there any media willing to cover it?

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Repost of email"

Welcome back CHS families!
Dear Parents:

We have a huge freshman class! Many of our 9th graders were in classes in excess of 30 students. This is not acceptable, nor is it allowed according to the Arkansas Department of Education. Some teachers had 180 plus students. By law, teachers are allowed to have 150 students. Failure to abide by this limitation could result in our school being cited by the ADE and being placed on probation. So, we have had to make changes to students' schedules, and in some cases, teachers were changed as well. There were also some changes in grades 10-12 due to overloaded classes. Please understand that this balancing of classes must be done to comply with state and district policies and procedures. Thank you for your support in this matter. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions/concerns.

Thanks,
Nancy Rousseau

About 30 miles outside Wasilla with my gas gauge below zero I found a gas station at Trappers Creek. This was two years ago. After I filled my tank I continued on to Wasilla where I could not believe there was an all you could eat Pizza Hut at noon and as my tummy was below my previous gas gauge. I stopped to fill up. That first piece was the best in my life but maybe that was because it had been some time since I had finished my last can of spam.

I hope that fulfils my public service announcement requirements.

geez... dbi how correct you are my friend. my repub friend's first comment "i'd hit that".
what a calculated move. frikn depressing

I did get carried away and apologize. My use of certain terms was inexcusable.

At least you didn't try to type drunk like I did one time. (No, it only happened once!)

Your mea culpa is good enough for me. Mine are extended also. Doesn't mean we won't go at each other again tooth and nail, but for now - Shalom!

DBI...dude, you hit the nail with a big old hammer. I just posted something similar on the blog above this one. I can guaruantee you that had Obama taken Hillary on as VP we would have never heard of Palin.

Apolitical (except for the slime factor), this is a 2-minute YouTube time-lapsed video of slime molds and stink horn mushrooms emerging and growing.

Remember it well..........

back in the day of REAL presidents of ALL the people.

clicky

"The next Vice President of the United States and the most powerful MILF in the world!"...this was posted tonight on one of the motorcycle forums I visit. They showed a pic of Palin sitting on a Harley and almost every post after that was some form of "she's a HOT VP!".

I saw one of the P.U.M.A. women on Chris Matthews' program this afternoon. Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face. Check out the site at blue name.

A very popular bumper sticker from that Sate is, "State Cold, Gov. Hot".

DBI,

YOU HEDONISTIC, ARROGANT, SIPHYLITIC AMORPHODITE. BETWEEN YOU AND MSNBC AND CNN, AND YOUR EVIL LIL MINIONS. ZELDA IS SUCH A PORK CHOP. GET MAX TO GET YOU A GUUUUUUDE RECIPE FO THAT HO.
HOPE THEY PLANT YOU WITH YOUR JOHNSON TO THE SUN. AND PRAY THE OZONE HOLES DO THEIR THINGS.

YOU ARE A MOTHER'S WORST NIGHTMARE. MINE TOLD ME YOU WERE. SHE KNOWS YOU. FT SMITH, BILLIE GARNERS. OH YEAH. SHE KNOWS. SAID YOU WERE PITIFUL THEN TOO. A DATGUM LEGEND IN YOUR OWN MIND.

THE ONE I WANT TO MEET IS YOUR FAMILY.. SEE THE EVIL UNAWARE SPAWN AND VESSEL OF SAME.
YUCHHHHHHHHHH, GOTS TO GET BETTER YOU ARE SCRAPIN THE UNDERBELLY. OF THE POND.

Yes, jazzy, where I was the lights flickered, got dark for about 10 seconds and then all was on again. I guess generators automatically cut in. Don't know. but we didn't miss a beat, er bet, that is.

Ass....that's all well and fine, but there isn't much information or facts in your post. Didn't you mean to talk about politics or the state of this country. I'm pretty sure I don't know your mother, I've tried to hang with decent people all my life, though tonight makes me think I need to redefine the word decent.

If Google had a LargeAss translator, I think what he said above amounts to Palin......Man, I'd hit that!

Well I posted a suggested RNC theme song tonight and tossed in a free dance lesson for republicans video ta boot. (clicky)

I liked Jimmy Kimmels comments, "All of a sudden, I'm FOR drilling in Alaska."

What Jim and others said about Strange? Well, we need to do the same with SOMEONE ELSE. But damn, it's hard to ignore the screaming.

>>I think it was elwood who compiled a 18-hour list of strange's comments.<<
Jim Lendall

Sorry Jim, that honor goes to Hugh Mann. Hugh knows how to run that Technorati dragnet. Watching strange post brings out sympathy in me. Anyone who can be so seduced by Rush Limbaugh is to be pitied.
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I think strange and large are the same guy. Strange goes along needling us until the enraged Large/Hulk takes over. That's one scary guy. And if I'm wrong, it's worse. Two of them.

>>That's one scary guy. And if I'm wrong, it's worse. Two of them. <<

mag, I love ya, and I'm forgetting the wonderful book I once read on the Art of Not Giving Advice, but...

There are two kinds of guys you NEVER Fear.
1. Tough telephone talkers;
2. Tough, mean, authoritative sounding anonymous bloggers.

Both are cowards, pure chickenshit. At the least hint of authority headed their way they shrivel.
You can bet on it. So, go ahead and express your self.

If they ever make a threatening remark towards
you complain to AT or Max. Copy and save the remark.
Its easy to save an entire page of remarks.
Their connection to the web can easily be traced.
So can telephone calls.
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You may have guessed that I throw NOTHING away as long as it still fits.

Hence, this link to a post from June, 2004, that I KNOW will provide relaxing reading for many here, over the long Labor Day weekend.

I mean, it's four years on so we can look back and see how true or not this shizz is, or was, or will be.

And you know, it's so funny -- but not in a ha-ha way -- how this shizz seems to apply so clearly so some bloggers here, even though this blog didn't exist four years ago! And how it STILL applies to certain political trends and would-be leaders, even university leaders and Governors and various state department heads, though not in a ha-ha way.

Have a nice weekend.

Thanks Norma. I recall many of those Bush insight blogs, not that it mattered. Rove sold the product real
GOOD! But W is a two legged ego trip with lots of bruising and there's not much an invertebrate Congress wanted to do about it.

Night all. Lunesta time.
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It could be a good contest. First one to correctly guess his identity wins a chili dog.

I speak for myself and no one else. I don't expect any response to what I say relative to the candidates. I see this as an opportunity to express a political opinion as is my right as an American citizen. I served my country when it called and so I think I have earned that right. If you do not agree that is your right. I fought for that right. I will continue to express my opinion regardless of its popularity in this rather 'liberal' environment. So feel free to respond or not. I will feel free to continue to express a divergent view.

Since the subject of trolls has come up, what about CiCi? I notice that he/she hasn't posted anything since stranglove stopped. And they both have that annoying habit of posting two or three times in a row, like they are talking to themself, or trying to increase the number of responses showing on the counter.

I've always thought CiCi's posts were classic "concern troll."

Heck, I enjoy all comments. All. If you want uniformity then go to the Third Reich. All peaceful and calm and well policed in their society.

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the boisterous sea of liberty." Thomas Jefferson

"I like the noise of democracy." James Buchanan.

GUMM, CiCI is in Texass till sun night, today is her b'day and no, she is not a troll.

Cato, I figured you were somewhere not missing a beat, ummm, bet...lol
hope you won.

I just realized that John McCain, Katrina and Michael Jackson have the same birthday...I mean, I know about McThuselah's famous "Katrina Kake" and all...

"I like the noise of democracy." James Buchanan.

Without a doubt...this is the first time in my life I have seen a quote attributed to President James Buchanan.....will wonders never cease?