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Rallying the 18 percenters

Dick Cheney left his bunker for a bit today to endorse John McCain.

Needless to say, Obama is all over it. McCain "earned it," the campaign says. Could they send him to Mississippi, Alabama and Kentucky to plug senatorial candidates, please?

(That 18 percent may be an exaggeration. It's the most recent figure I could remember for Cheney's favorable rating.)

Comments

'I support John McCain because he understands the dangers facing this nation.
In fact he and his Senate associates helped me create these dangers.

'Additionally, John is knowledgeable about major defense contracting which
is so essential to our national well-being and economic prosperity.
John has chosen a running mate with
executive experience who has been so helpful keeping an eye on the Russians
for the Bush Administration while we were busy invading the Middle East and
establishing a 100 Year War which now needs the attention that only John McCain
can give it.'

'Vote God, dammit, vote God!'

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I hope Cheney has consumed enough fetus hearts to roll on for days, puttin out the good word about McCain-Palin. I hope he doesn't sleep.....hits bus station terminals in the middle of the night. I hope Dick buys 2 hours on 15 networks and spews his love of John McCain 24-7 till Tuesday night late!

No one so richly deserves the praise of the worst FK'ing human on earth like John W. McCain! When you think McCain....think CHENEY! McCain-Cheney-McCain-Cheney! 2 of a kind! Twins of different mothers! Satan & McSatan and their love child Sarah Palin!

The wife and I went to vote today and when we slid our paper ballots into the machine we both danced a little. God it felt good! Take that McCain-Palin! Take that Mark W. Pryor! Take that John W. Boozman! Take that Initiated Act 1! Scat you motherless bastids!

Then we celebrated with big cheeseburgers and a trip a used book store where I narrowly missed buying a hard bound copy of Monica Lewinsky's biography. I'll save that for next payday. And the weather was perfect and the crowds were large.....looks like about 8000 people have used the paper ballots to vote early, don't know about the electronic thingy.....but counting the paper ballots, it means that 10% of the population of Fort Baptist has voted early and that's a wonderful thing!

Come on Obama Nation, sing with me!

Happy days are here again,
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

OK.....the fever is on me. Click my name and start learning this routine, we're gonna be dancing it come January 20th, 2009!

DRAT!! I early voted for Barack. Had I known "Dead-Eyed" Dick was going to endorse McPain-Failn' I would've changed my mind. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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