The morning Huck

I reinstitute the Morning Huck feature briefly for Mike Huckabee's book tour in support of "Do the Right Thing." Why? Because he wants to run for president again in 2012. Why? Because his book has laid bare -- and national writer after national writer gets it -- a side of the former governor that he generally kept hidden in his campaign. He's an acid-tongued and resentful sort when not running with the tide.
Boston Globe: "But once and perhaps future GOP rival Mike Huckabee has an elephant's memory - and a penchant for nursing a grudge." Yep.
Philadelphia Bulletin: "Mr. Huckabee, however, could not resist the temptation to look back to the primary and pick at the scabs of his electoral losses." Surprise.
David Sanders, a former Huckabee employee, for Stephens Media:
Seriously, I had hoped that Mike Huckabee had put it behind him, but apparently the prospect of getting paid for pettiness was too much to overcome.
In his new book, curiously named "Do the Right Thing," the former Arkansas governor's vindictiveness is on full display as he systematically calls out those who campaigned against his quest to become the GOP's presidential nominee.
This isn't the first time Huckabee had contemplated such a tome. Former aides claim that after winning his second full term as governor in 2002, he flirted with the idea of writing a book taking Arkansas' news media to task for its perceived bias toward his losing opponent.
But this time, Huckabee came up short and he wants payback.
Someone very close to Huckabee wrote me yesterday complaining about the emphasis on The Huckster's critical remarks in the book and suggesting more attention to different passages. Says Sanders on that point:
It's hard to read the other parts of the book, in which he tries to copy Ronald Reagan's hopeful optimism, after spending so many pages emulating Richard Nixon's paranoia and vindictiveness.
Instead of using his book to mend fences with those who didn't support him, Huckabee's pettiness has put him on a destructive bridge-burning crusade. That's not a smart strategy for someone who may be planning another White House run down the road.
David Sanders and I. Together at last.
The Arkansas Project has a slightly different take -- that Huck will get the last laugh with big book sales .
So to summarize: Mike Huckabee writes a book; sprinkles in a few score-settling passages to sex it up and goose media interest and sales (reserving his toughest hits for Mitt Romney, a guy who’s going exactly nowhere in U.S. presidential politics); conducts an 18-state tour in a bus with his picture on the side; receives millions of dollars in free TV, radio and print coverage; and has all us low-rent scrubs talking about him for days on end. By 2012, all of the controversy will be long forgotten, of course.
And HE’S the dummy? No, I don’t think it works quite like that.
Acute analysis. But I don't fully share it. I still think the narrative is the thing. Huck's whining won't have much carryover with voters, true. But the reporters who write the campaign narratives -- and who generally saw Huck as an amiable sort in 2008 -- now have documentary evidence of a side of Huck Arkies have long been familiar with. Plus, those he's newly aggrieved have memories, too. I stick with Sanders on long-run political impact. But money? I hope he's jumping in a swimming pool full of it, a la Scrooge McDuck. It might discourage him from further desires to take a pay cut to govern me.
Arkansas Leader: "When a buck is to be made, nobody is going to beat our former governor to the throttle." And: "Doing the right thing, it turns out, is settling scores with your opponents and those who should have supported you but backed someone else. Turning the other cheek is not an impulse that often moves the former evangelist."
Speaking of analysis: I didn't watch enough of The Huckster on The View yesterday. Though he made a tossed-off comment about a seeming belief that gay people shouldn't be discriminated against in the workplace, he went on to make it clear where his heart is -- gay people can't claim civil rights, at least not until enough of them are battered, stoned and fire-hosed. This is the Right's new wedge -- comparative suffering -- to steer black people into their camp. Gay people haven't suffered enough to deserve civil rights. I hope the Right miscalculates the hearts and souls of a people who, unlike Huck, truly do understand the invidious damage of even non-violent violation of civil rights. What schmucks. But Huck, speaking of violence: heard of Matthew Shepherd?




Comments
Actually, you should have said "David Sanders and me ...." That's the sort of thing up with which I will not put.
Don't you find it significant that Huck and Paris Hilton are finding guerilla television such a fertile ground?
And while we're at it, how does Janet H. feel about that coal-fired plant at McNab?
ARK. BLOG: Janet's with you Louie, I'm confident. I think she'll be on the siding crew for the cooling tower.
I'm not sure on your grammar instruction, though. I'll have to check Doug Smith on that.
Posted by: Louie
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November 19, 2008 06:59 AM
Yes, Huck is petty and grasping, and yes Huck is angry and sniping, but I bet the farm he will be around in 2012 and may surprise Sanders. Outside the 'beltway' I am surprised he is a lot of folks favorite Republican.
Posted by: Ci.Ci
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November 19, 2008 07:35 AM
So, since Max and David are in agreement, should I begin preparations for the Apocalypse or Armageddon or All-Mighty Ass-Kicking event that is supposed to happen when you two align in thought and deed??
My end-of-the-world shelter will only hold so many folks and I'm not sure I have enough peanut butter and soda pop to share.
Of course, I'm being facetious right now. However, if the Republi-con party ever stoops so low as to put Huck on the ticket, then I may start checking out that shelter a bit more seriously.
(Did he say "Let us pray" or "Let us pay"?)
Posted by: Jake da Snake
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November 19, 2008 08:58 AM
I know a LARGE ego is required for politicians, but, damn, riding around the country promoting a 'me me me' book with your mug plastered on the side of a big ole bus is beyond having the necessary 'healthy' ego and in direct contradiction to a lot of that Biblical humility stuff...darn trashy, too. Huck and Paris do have a lot of egocentric trash in common. But her face on the side of a bus would, at least, be nice...she's a pretty woman and he's an fat-sucked goober face (and that's subscribing to the 'beauty's on the inside' measuring stick). Plus the only thing she's interested in is world recognition of her so-called 'beauty. Huck, like so many other religious zealots, isn't satisfied with fame and lining his pockets; his goal is to use politics to push his religious crap on the rest of us.
How anyone can pooh pooh Huck's chances at the presidency after the last eight years is beyond my understanding. Who in the hell (outside of the fanatical kool-aid club) thought an idiot like Monkeyboy could be president? Huck's biggest obstacle will be gathering all the 'legal' loot he can AND still remaining a viable candidate. As his tenure as governor demonstrated, he can't abide fiscal transparency and restraints on how he gathers his loot.
Posted by: zelda
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November 19, 2008 09:43 AM
"He's an acid-tongued and resentful sort when not running with the tide
"Huck's whining won't have much carryover with voters,
Is this gender bias or sexism?
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Posted by: eLwood
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November 19, 2008 09:48 AM
It's the truth, elwood.
Posted by: zelda
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November 19, 2008 10:26 AM
Sanders doesn't sound like such an idiot today does he? And he's got the balls to go on record with a negative review of Huck's book. That's more than most of you pot-shot bloggers would do.
Posted by: Nemo
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November 19, 2008 12:29 PM
That's more than most of you pot-shot bloggers would do. <<
Yes it is Nemo. But on several occasions I have gone in print with letters
lambasting Sanders past dishonest positions.
When Huck earned the ire of a shill like Sanders then you know he's bottom feeding.
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Posted by: eLwood
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November 19, 2008 01:12 PM
elWood, could you kindly direct us to one of those letters?
Posted by: PumpkinCarver
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November 20, 2008 08:38 AM