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Take his phone privileges away.

I'm glad to live in a society where guns are the solution to this gun problem.

I mean, if he hadn't had a gun, he'd still have been able to easily kill the soldier, no?

Where, oh where, have the NRA trolls gone?
Where, oh where can they be?
Did their tails grow short and their noses grow long?
When they had to answer the questions about readily available firearms (handguns and assault weapons) used by a seemingly mentally imbalanced terrorist?!

Tim McVay didn't need a gun nor did the 911 perpetrators.

Yes, bugeye, Carlos Bledsoe could have used ANFO or a 767. However, he didn't have to go to all the trouble that McVey and Al Quaida did thanks to an easy ability to purchase a SKS and .380 with little restrictions.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now...

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No Nude Women

No car races

No football

No soccer

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No nachos

No Beer nuts

No Beer !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave..

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Catfish Eater is a fucking idiot.
There, I feel better.

ahh...come on now kizzy...resorting to name calling. Be careful or Max will ban you..oh I forgot, you are a but you are a dumbass liberal F..k Face..so I dont expect him to ban you, and I didn't expect a differnent response from you. Here, I will dumb one down to your level so you can understand:

Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,

everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.

We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,

dat Obama gunna brang us our check.

All of da family, was lay'in on da flo',

my sister wif her gurlfriend,

my brother wif some ho.

Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all

when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,

I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.

But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dats!"

Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,

but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.

Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,

and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,

On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,

I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',

an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befo!"

He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?

Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.

He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,

I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,

and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.

So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,

'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!

'Twas just one another night in this suffering nation
And the racists were squirting their imagination
(Such as it was) all over these pages
As they stroked their stout weapons and dreamed of outrages.

Then someone put a stake through their hearts.
The end.

Catfish is a pathetic racist. Sad.

But that John A Arkansawyer, he gets right to the point. I like your style.

Catfish Eater, I wish i could make you understand just one thing: You can't get rid of hate with hate. Or violence with violence..........etc.

Why on earth they dont take his phone away, as mr. bug suggested, I will never understand. You are a murder suspect. You are in jail. no more cell phone. Just like, when you try to strangle your little brother, no more tv. It's simple, really. Why does he have a phone, to call his lawyers? I guess all the prisoners get a certain amount of phone time.....but wouldnt a gag order mean, like, not talking to the press? Lord, forgive me for expecting Fox News to understand that means they shouldnt talk to him even if he calls them........ ;) ok, catfish, that was just a joke with no hatred behind it.

we are a wonderful community of funny, intelligent, genuinely nice people. Why would you want to ruin that for us anyway? Or for yourself?