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The Arkie criminal mind

Q: If you'd spent Wednesday eluding most major police agencies in Arkansas. Burglarized a couple of homes. Tied up an elderly woman. Kidnapped your girlfriend at gunpoint. Stolen at least four vehicles. Wrecked one.  Where would you go?

A: Why, sure. The Wal-Mart in Malvern.

Comments

Seems he has a fondness for Wal-Mart...

And not to sound too snarky there are some real characters in Wal-Mart any time I go. Seems like a pretty good place to hide, I suppose...

I'm glad that THV (where AT has linked to) has some adults monitoring their comments section. Even so, some of the comments that have gotten through have the butt-prints of crazy chas and LA all over them.

I know that there are still many law enforcement departments that are dragging their feet in adopting a uniform communication frequency, but this is an example of why it is needed.

I'm at a loss for words to describe the stupidity of it all.

Famous quotes from anonymous river/road trips: "All we have to do is make the state line." This after being pursued by a civilian vehicle for hitting highway cones in a work area on a late evening somewhere in the expanse of our western states.

Stupid things by stupid people.

I've seen more fights in the Malvern Walmart than in most bars. Once, I even saw 2 70ish white men fighting in the men's restroom. And one of them was a VP of one of the big banks in town. So, this jerk will fit right in.

definitely one of your larger walmarts in hot springs isnt too far away and would be a much better choice. I guess that banker and his buddy were fighting over who got the best toy out of the gumball or stuffed-animal-grabber machine.

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