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"who refused to talk a shower."

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I hope Bill C. talks to Bill. H about running for Lincoln's seat next year while he's in town doing good things.

Talk, talk, talk. Doesn't anybody take anymore?

One bit of wisdom he can talk to the students about is "Don't have oral sex with the help", while employed as a public servant.

I spent $260.00 on Billy Joel/Elton John tickets. Ticketmaster says I'll automatically get a refund on my debit card within 7 - 10 days. BUT their "processing fee' of $56.00 is non-refundable.

Grrrrrrr.

I spent $260.00 on Billy Joel/Elton John tickets. Ticketmaster says I'll automatically get a refund on my debit card within 7 - 10 days. BUT their "processing fee' of $56.00 is non-refundable.

Grrrrrrr.

Good thing I'm not a public servant. Liz....would you like to have me for lunch sometime?

Poetic....I think I'd get in contact with the Attorney General of the state of Arkansas and see if he thinks Ticketmaster just screwed you blue and tattooed.

Other public service lessons-

1.Don't have an affair with your secretary while your bro is prosecuting the President for a blowjob. Just ask Donna.

2.Don't troll public restrooms while running on anti-gay agenda.

3.Don't set up-fondle Congressional page boys while running on anti-gay agenda

4.Don't mess around with hookers when running on family values in looseanna.

5.Don't father any black children and claim racial superiority while keeping "them" in their place.

6. BEWARE OF SOUL MATES FROM ARGENTINA while running family values flag up the So Carolina Flagpole.

AND THE BIG LESSON IN PUBLIC SERVICE decorum-

7. DON'T CHRISTIAN-COUNSEL THE POTUS EVERY MONDAY MORNING FROM YOUR CHURCH STUDY AFTER A WEEKEND OF METH AND PETER PUFFING with a male ho.

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Clearly when I am annoyed, I repeat myself.

If I were a cop I would not be anywhere around a 10 year old girl and a shower.

there are just too many rumors waiting to happen and you can never proove something did not happen.

Plus I doubt I would ever consider tazering any kid that wasn't armed to hurt themselves or others.

But I have never been and have no desire to ever be a police officer.

8. Don't marry the husband of the couple you are the marriage counselor for!

That's my SEVEN to your TWO liz hasbien. I win.

Just popped in to see which trolls would take the bait on this one! Not surprised. Me thinks Lizzie is jealous.

3. Edward Kennedy - Don't drive off a bridge and leave your girlfriend to die while your wife and children are at home in bed
4. Barney Frank - Don't pay for sex with a male ho then hire him to work in your govt. office
5. Jesse Jackson - Rainbow Coalition tax exempt organization paid for he and his ho's illegitimate child
6. Nick Wilson - Don't take over 2 million of Taxpayer money and say it was for the children
7. Steve Clark - Don't take your friends out to dinner and drinks and expect the taxpayers to pay for it
8. Web Hubble - Don't overbill your clients
9. Bill McKuen - Don't pay for a bunch of flags twice
10. Vernon Jordan - Don't offer your boss' ho a job to keep her quiet
11. Bill Clinton - Don't say you didn't have sex with the women, then get caught lying
I can go on and on.

PoeticGrin--I emailed Ticketmaster customer service about how to get my refund since I bought the tickets online. I didnt' spend as much as you did though (2 cheap seats). I haven't heard anything back but I'll be really PO'd too if they keep all the additional fees that they tack on. Did you buy your tickets online and how did find this out. Did you talk to their customer service line?

And right after BC talks to the students about the Republican witch hunt, George Bush can come and read them the Watergate Tapes transcript, the Iran-Contra hearing transcripts and tell them about how for four decades he, his dad, Reagan and Nixon all upheld the "rule of law" . . . as they interpreted its application . . . as Repuglicans since Eisenhower always do.

Then he can give a series of inspirational talks on ethics and the Justice system . . . focusing on how the Cons, Neocons and Repugs eliminated the "situational" from the term.

I will see your additional EIGHT Liz Hasbien and raise you say, 300 on clicky.

All have references. If no reference then skip it. I only started at year 2K to save you oh, a day or two of surveying.

Is trolls' lack of a sense of humor genetic?

eLwood, I really think you won this argument with Liz Bien.

Bubba: "Hey, red head chick on the front row, how about a tour of my library tonight?"

Got another one! This is too easy!! Wish fishing for smallmouth bass was this easy!