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This is off the topic but do you think this will get any play from US media?
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For some reason I think maybe Obama and Blanche will be discussing your right to carry a pocket knife. I think this is a little plan that Pryor and Lincoln hatched to not have to talk about health care reform. It's such a devious plan because guys are suckers for pocket knife talk.

We like to pretend we talk about female boobs and butts when we get together...but hide and listen next time you see a gaggle of men standing behind the barn and you'll hear names like Case, Miller Brothers, Camillus, Barlow, Schrade, Cattaraugus, and Robeson ShurEdge being bandied about. Blanche is manly enough, I bet she can talk pocket knives with the boys till the cows come home.

She may try to put Obama off his feed by walking into the Oval Office with a small deer dripping blood from across her shoulders. Nothing gets the attention of black guys like yer freshly shot game put on display. The not so hidden message is...I did this to him...I can do this to you. Lock 'n load, Barry.

I hope President Obama counters with pictures of Bush.....out of office...pitifully picking up his whiskey money these days by motivating the great unwashed at $4. 95 a ticket. This could be you in 2011, Blanche. The people of beleaguered Arkansas won't be building no 11 foot statue of you, Blanche. You and LIEberman will have to finish off your poverty-stricken old age under assumed names in foreign countries too tiny to qualify for UNICEF money.

If none of that works Barry can always pull out his 3 blade Winchester Split Back Whittler with it's jigged bone handles and chase Blanche around the office until she gives up and promises to do the right thing. Good luck, Mr. President.

LOL

Just the idea of old Plantation Blanche having call a black man Mr. President makes my day. We need photos of them together... how many photos of President Obama and Plantation Blanche have you seen?

Excuse me if the above sounds mean spirited, but seriously, can you imagine Blanche having anything of substance to say inside the Oval or anywhere else for that matter?

All she will say, in nice polite words, is:

Mr President, we can't afford to take care of each other... we must come up with cover for me to vote to bleed each and every Americans bank account dry... just before they die with no health care or junk insurance... And btw, screw the Mexicans who handle our food and crops too.

Barry, is that the new made up name for the Barrack hussein Obama? Right now you can either have Blanche or GIlbert Baker. Which one is less likely to sew up your vagina and put a statue of the ten commandments in front yard?

I've always been a Case and Schrade man myself but of late the neighborhood MoMoney pawn shop has been giving specials on Rostfrei, drek from China, so I have some of them in my kar and drawers, and one in my pocket. Strong enough to cut you out of the trunk of a car if some criminal sees fit to lock me in one.

I'm sure Sen Pryor and perhaps Blanche join me in this critical juncture to celebrate the best knives made anywhere and sold right here in Chickenopolis to a world wide, global customer base. Mark gets a shout out too.

Mr President is figuring out something to offer Sen Lincoln. Certainly not a personal appearance from The One, not here in a slave state.

Here's hopingO'Bama grows a pair and SQUASHES her like the ugly BUG she is; then maybe "Haircare" Beebe will appoint an actual Democrat to replace her!!

Blanche not getting on the Obama train is a lot like Gore not getting on the Clinton train when he tried to get elected. They fear the tea-baggers (who will never vote for them anyway) so much that they get stupid and lose their base. She may have already lost it with her opposition to public health care for the working men and women of Arkansas. Hello green party.

A so-called real democrat would just be a open door for another Tim Hutchenson to walk in. For you to get a Reid or Peliso here, you'd have to import about 400,000 east coasters in to the state. A personal apperence from Obama in this state would be a death blow to any democrat's campaign. He was popular here in 2006 as the token senator, but I bet he couldn't turn out more people than Clay Aiken concert.

Their hasn't been a american made schrade in a long time. CRKT and SOG are my choices.

Once upon a time this state elected Democrats from the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party on a state-wide basis: Dale Bumpers and David Pryor. It won't be tomorrow, and it may not be 2010 or 2012, but it most certainly can happen again.

elWood.

If you want to get out of a trunk, get your self a KA-Bar or a old M7. Both will let you cut through anything from S**T to aircraft skin. It'll even go through kelvar. Most surplus stores have them or go to sportsmans guide. Which SG also has a good deal on wool surplus blankets and other cool stuff. Got the stuff for my 3rd world military dictator costume from them.

Straighten her out Our Lord Obama...straighten her out. After Obama is done with her she will vote for anything he wishes.

Catfish,
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