Central Arkansas Confidential

Damn YOU!

[fist shaking, a lot of it]

Why, why, why, does it not line up! Why!

[air punches and more fist shaking]

No, I haven't "read the directions", I can't really even find the directions...

caconfidential@gmail.com - if you have a good movabletype faq/ forumn/ etc... I don't think I downloaded

something right or something.........

The fist shaking reminded me of Grumpy Old Men, which my mom originally called Dirty Old Men, which I

assured her was probably a WAY different "film".  Remember the "Gustaffson!!!!", and Walter Mathau

shaking his fist... I love it...

Smilies Tutorial (because I'm here and bored and trying not to be mad at Movable...)

 - I don't know, you tell me, it's never shown up on my computer, always the dreaded "red "x" box".

 - I'm like, so totally sad.

 - "wink", hee hee, just kidding, BFF.  Call me later.

 - hey...you...over there...didn't know I'd be seeing...you...again...

 - I will never buy suishi from the a street vendor at 3 AM again...

 - Oooga, ooooga, WO-man...Wo-man.....(or MAN-man, depending on your preferences,

I don't discriminate, I motivate.)

 - OMG, the smiley above me is so bad, I can't believe I came out with it tonight, I'm so going home...

 - Hey! What! Wait! No, do not urinate on my shoes!!!! [sigh] College is so lame!

 - the face I make everday I walk in the office and see the new lady is still here, despite my voodoo.

 - the proper reaction to muzak or anykind of "lite jazz" rendition of any song, ever.

 - I can't really even see what this one is, I think it's the one with the halo on it, poor craftsmanship

on that one...

 - apparently the emoticon for every guy at any college football game in the South, including me,

with the sunglasses on until midnight with that neck strap thing so you can sling them around on your

back and look supa cool... beer is bad.

 - *Pinch*, you little devil, you! *Cheek Squeeze*

 - Either how I feel at the end of the work day or the way you feel reading this blog, take your pick.

 - GE is the parent company of Movable Type.....

 - Caesar says, "Off with their heads!"

 - CAC doesn't endorse hitch-hiking on the Al Gore memorial information super-highway

 - Wuv, true, wuv.

 - Don't go breaking my heart in this crazy, mixed up, virtual world.

 - XOXOXO, which I don't understand why we use XOXOXO or "It's no skin off my ashtabula",

depending on the context it's used in.

 - "You have a cable bill!" [can you imagine if that's how you get your bills in the future, that would be histerical.]

I have no idea why I threw this up here, I'm done blogging today, see you kids next week, maybe a tv blog,

yeah, haven't spewed that in awhile...

Questions, Comments, Worried about my sanity? caconfidential@gmail.com