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Friday, October 10, 2008 - 10:14:11

Are You Freaking Kidding Me Guys?

This is what the can looks like, don't put it in your mouth idiot.

Okay, so apparently the new cool thing for kids to do is called "Dusting". Basically, and you can read more below from the email I got or from the Snopes.com entry here, basically people inhale this compressed gas and get dizzy for about 10 seconds and that's the high. The dizziness stems from the propellant, which is heavier than air, keeping oxygen out of your lungs and depriving your brain and the rest of your body of oxygen...

Really, are you fucking kidding me people? What happened to real drugs you had to buy from some dirty hippie behind the gym? If you think you're going to be cool in school doing drugs, then do drugs, don't look for industrial cleaners and crap to get a 3 second high and possible instant death. If you are "dusting", which is the lamest name for doing something ever, you are an idiot and a complete douche. You shouldn't even call yourself a drug user, you give drug users a bad name. At least what they are doing makes sense, it was made to be a drug. You're doing something made to literally blow the dust off of other things, that is not cool to abuse, that's a cry for help. Get off Facebook and get a life, go out in the sun, roll someone's house or something.

You know what will get ya high kids? Dog food, yeah, that's right, get some Purina Puppy Chow, soak it in warm milk for 15 minutes and then eat it, bam! Totally whacked out high, man. Super cool. Or you know what else, avocados, yeah, avocados, see what you do is you find a ripe one at the grocery store and buy it, then go home and cut it open, then scrape out all the soft green stuff, that's the drugs, then you put that in a bowl with some lime juice and some garlic and some salsa, to cut the taste because drugs are bitter, and then you mix that up and eat it off tortia chips, yeah, crazy buzz man, crazy!

No that's guacamole you retard. Don't do drugs, they're bad for you! And don't "huff", "sniff" or "dust" anything into your body, that's also bad for you and there's no "high", there's just the natural reaction of your body shutting down due to a lack of oxygen. You're not cool, or doing drugs, or being a bad-ass, or fightin the man, or showing your parents what-for, you're just being an ass. Steal a sixer of beers from the fridge like a real teenager and drink 'em in the woods behind your house and talk about all the fine ladies you're gonna get at Homecoming like a real teenager.

"Dusters", you disgust me, you're teenage years should be revoked for misappropriation. And if you are also "choking", you are a double-douche.

Ridiculoussly angry about this newest trend in lame-o adolescent behavior, M.R.

Posted by Mr. Ricky at 10:14 AM | Permalink | Comments [1]