The Hoglawyer

Jon Stewart described dubya's decision (?) to use the back of his hand on the small of the girl's back as "perhaps the best decision of his presidency."

I tend to agree. Something in the back of what would be his mind if he had one said, "...remember the big deal they made over the Angela Merkel neck rub...maybe I'd better not pat her ass."

Good thing it wasn't a photo op with the Phelps boy; he might not have been able to resist the urge.