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Today is my birthday. Every year when my friends and family ask what I want for my birthday, I always think what I'd like is for someone who is not me to plan something and tell me when to show up. That's what happened last year, and it was AWESOME!
I'm never quite prepared for my birthday, but his year I have an excuse. I got a bad case of food poisoning that's kept me out of it since Monday. By the time I felt better, I didn't have time to plan anything. Since I've done nothing since I got back from vacation except sleep and catch up on "General Hospital," I spent a lot of my birthday washing laundry and cleaning my apartment. Still, it was a beautiful day, so I did a little run outside. All of my friends contacted me to wish me a happy birthday. I'm going for coffee later and may buy myself a little something cake-like to celebrate. Come to think of it, the fact that I can hold down solid foods seems like a pretty fantastic gift considering the way the week started off.
It's certainly not the worst birthday I've ever had. That would have to be the year I spent my birthday on a geology field trip. My friend Jay Carney--whom I adore--cast the final vote that meant I'd spend my birthday ankle deep in liquefied shale where they were building the tunnel on I-540. We went inside the hill, which was partially dug out at the time, so Jay gave me one of the hard hats the construction crew was passing out as his present to me. It's hard to be mad at Jay, but I managed for several minutes that day.
Maybe the worst part was when our instructor, whom we all secretly called "The Gooch" pulled over on the side of the interstate and made us all get out. We stood there as traffic whizzed by, and people honked and yelled at us, and all the while, The Gooch was sketching on a small white board and trying to point out a nearby example of rock folding. She was so absorbed with the white board, that she didn't notice when a small faction of our class broke away to run after a car of people they felt had been particularly rude. They screamed obscenities and extended their middle fingers. Happy freakin' birthday.
So, I'm a year older. Because of Daylight Savings Time, I also lose an hour of my birthday. It's been pointed out to me that I should party extra hard today, since it's the shortest birthday I'll ever have. I haven't exactly done that, but unless a crazy lady in a geology van shows up (and if I get in, really, I deserve whatever happens after that), it's been a pretty lovely day.



Comments
Oh, Ash! I am so sorry I almost missed wishing you a very Happy Birthday! If I had known, I would have sent you a huge pan of homemade fudge brownies! Of course, remind me and I'll have some for you the next time I see you! So, Happy, if slightly belated, Birthday! I wish you much love and happiness!
Posted by: Kim | March 8, 2009 10:28 PM
Happy Birthday Ash. I am so glad you could have another one, cause you know the alternative...well it sucks. :P
So now how, and where did you get food poisoning from so I can avoid "ala da plague".
Posted by: Ron | March 9, 2009 02:09 PM
Hello... my brother forwarded this too me, since I was the TA on that field trip more than once (different year than you got stuck). Also that field trip occurred successfully last saturday. Luckily Gooch didn't have your address. s.
Posted by: Steph | March 11, 2009 08:07 AM
One day, Steph, we should sit down together and you can explain what "rock folding" is because every once in a while for the last ten years or so I find myself wondering what she was talking about.
Posted by: Mick | March 11, 2009 05:21 PM