Because If I Just TOLD You About It, You'd Call Me A Liar
I give you the ultimate tailgate-party accessory, the "Cruzin' Cooler." I am nearly speechless at the mere existence of this product. From the website:
"All the Cruzin Cooler needs is a designated driver. When the party is quite a ways from the parking lot, don't struggle with the cooler-drive it! Cruzin Cooler turns a large cooler into a motorized scooter, complete with power steering, disc brakes, and foot pedals. It's the easy way to transport food and drinks at sporting events or to the neighborhood barbecue. It maneuvers easily, clipping along up to 12-15 miles per hour. Cruzin Cooler has a 24-can capacity (with ice)."
There is a cup-holder...
which opens to provide access into the cooler itself, lest you have to leave your seat or stop driving to get a new cold drink.
Not Included: Functioning alcoholic operator.
Comments
OMG! I've seen this thing in action at kickball out at Interstate Park. The dude driving actually had three accidents, one in which he went butt over ankles, but saved his beer, thank the Lord.
ION:
So many comments, but have to get to a computer in which I can go to the home blog, needless to say.........Blogography may be worse that Defectiv Yeti, it's the cartoons, i can't get enough of the cartoon people...AHHHHH! And then Papernapkin did the banner for this blog about this bassett hound that I have been searching for for like a year, I was so toally going to start a myspace page that said have you seen this puppy? on the internet? Ernest where are you!?
But more later, more later, but for now. Black Donnelly's may be the Heroes of the spring, it's crazy good.
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March 7, 2007 05:14 PM