A Damsel in Distress

The inimitable Norma Bates

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McCAIN TANKED, BUT NOT YOU!

Now that America’s Presidential voting has ended, YOUR voting has just begun!

 

Of course, we’re talking about your voting on bloggers’ “Caption This” entries for this suitable-for-framing portrait.

 

 

The winning A-T Blogger’s caption receives a fabulous autographed wall-plaque from the Arkansas Times and, more importantly, ME! For REALZ!

 

How to vote? Just visit the entries at:

 

http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/norma/2008/10/plumber_takes_a_leak_1.aspx

 

to read our bloggers’ captions (plus a moving and vivid description of your once-in-a-lifetime cherished prize, idiot-proof rules, and how-to-collect-your-plaque instructions when you win).

 

Highlight your favorite caption from the above link, then copy and paste it right here in “Comments,” below, for the world to see.

 

I PERSONALLY will tabulate your votes whilst sipping Drambuie in a silk lilac Dior robe and curlers in Chenal. One vote per screen-name. Everybody’s vote will be visible so don’t even THINK about cheating.

 

You have 24 hours – till midnight Wednesday – to vote for your favorite caption.

 

Winner will be announced Thursday!

 

When I get around to it.

 

Comments


I vote for the following for undisclosed reasons.

"There is where the democrats get their nominees?"
Posted by: strangelove

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