Arkansas Times

A Damsel in Distress

The inimitable Norma Bates

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WINNAH BY A NOSE!


 

“So this is where the economy went!”


CONGRATULATIONS CammackLife! Your caption's the winnah by a nose! And thank you, everybody else for some truly, uh, aromatic entries.


(Your magnificent engraved trophy, to be cherished for generations, will be sent to you next week, CammackLife! Email Max your shipping information – it will remain private.)

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Thanks ever so much for this great honor, Norma! I will display the trophy proudly in my house along with my wonderful art collection!

Though there were many terrific captions, yours was not only the very first one, it was also voted BEST!

Awarding it on behalf of the Arkansas Times and, more importantly, ME, is my pleasure.

But really, CammackLife, you owe it to the votes of your fans who comment here . . . the wonderful Little People who work and pay taxes and support my thrill-a-minute lifestyle.

Your magnificent custom award will be shipped Nov. 13th. Yes, for realz.

If I can bring a little joy each day, a little glamour, a ray of sunshine and hope, perhaps a smile, into a miserable humdrum life, then I say -- "Mission Accomplished!"

And may I also say it's long been a dream of my own to finally get nailed on somebody's wall.

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