A Damsel in Distress

I always got along with teh gay, and never got why some people don't like them, except that they're tempted, and repulsed by that temptation.

Anyway, the photo of the two dads made me think. Since they appear to be identical twins, is there is anything wrong about incestuous gay relationships. I mean, they're not going to inbreed. This photo gives "Uncle Daddy" a whole new meaning to me.

Well, the two Dads ARE NOT identical twins, but I know what you mean.

All gays look alike. All blacks look alike. All asians look alike. Mexicans, etc.

The only people who DON'T look alike are whites.

Right?

You ARE white aren't you, Whoscrumdown, sugarlump?

You HAVE adopted two otherwise-unwanted children, like those two gay fathers, haven't you, heartlight?

Interesting, that your mind veers toward seeing those two gay men as "identical twins" and leaps from there to some pedophilic fantasy of twin brothers sexually abusing two kids.

Has therapy crossed your mind, you sick fuck?

"This photo gives 'Uncle Daddy' a whole new meaning to me."

Aren't you funny, Whoscrumdown.

Actually, no you're not. You're pretty sick. To think it's "funny" to equate same-sex adoptions with pedophilia.

Honey, you're one fucked up son of a bitch.

You and your ilk can't die soon enough. Masturbating in your bathrobe fantasizing twin brothers sexually abusing their two adopted children?

That's REALLY what you think?

Here's to cancer, jerk.

Oops!

Did I mention Norma isn't nice?

Or southern?

Now you know.

Don't fuck with me, petunia.

Thanks, Whoscrumdown, for representing the WORST of Arkansas bigots, here.

Slag on out, precious.

As always, I mean everything in a NICE way.

Especially the part about your dying soon from cancer.

Oh, that's horrible.

I didn't mean that, really.

It's just that you're nobody's spouse, nobody's friend, nobody's lover, nobody's anything . . . and you have sexual fantasies involving children.

Even pets don't like you.

So, you know. You might as well jump off the Big Dam Bridge, drown in the river currents and start over.

Reincarnate as somebody with a heart, some compassion, and a capacity for loving another adult instead of fantasizing about children adopted by two male adults.

Don't you think, honey?

Can I BE any nicer, motherfucker?

No. REALLY I can't.

Not when I'm dealing with a mind as fucked up as yours, daffodil.

J.F.C.!

Calm down, Norma. You know you shouldn't cheek the meds because you hallucinate too much between the lines.

Than again, It's obvious how desperate you are for comments.*

My joke that was wasted on you was more about heterosexual incest in Arkinsaw, and only you (unmedicated) could interpret it as gay bashing. Read it again, and on your next foray to the mall, see if you can buy yourself a sense of humor, doll face.

I am half white (Latino passing) and het, but I've always had "the gay," as we call them in New Orleans, as friends. After all, they do know how to party, they keep nice houses and yards/gardens, they're often artistically talented, and their fashion sense and grooming typically trumps that of the traditional plug and socket set. You should actually meet some of these people, sugar tits. They're made of meat. Princess Pee, not abstract idealism.

Your hate is meant for someone other than me. I have even championed gay rights as an elected official, raising the ire of several NWA preachers (and the admiration of Father Lowell Grisham).

* It stings because it's true. You deserve it even if you didn't successfully sting me with your misplaced and unfunny screed. No more than the late anti-gay crusader Rev. did by publicly questioning my heterosexualty years ago because I fought for equal treatment for gays and lesbians.

I am just a monotonous, marred man, and I'm not bothered by people, even those who know me, questioning my "persuasion."

Go hate somebody who deserves it, or better yet, write something funny like your blackjack game with McCain. My, but it has been such a long time since you wrote anything worth reading, Sweet Cheeks.**

** If this didn't make you laugh, I'll personally spring for a premium brand sense of humor for you, butternipples.

Ms. Bates, you should also know that in the past I donated my time to coach an all lesbian women's rugby club.

Believe me, honeypucker, you wouldn't want any of those girls, especially the scrummies, finding out about your flame on me. I successfully channeled their violent tendencies on the pitch, but former players no longer have that release and they still feel very protective toward me.

Whoscrum,

Better make sure those scrummies don't read your initial post. You can scream 'til you're blue in the face that you're a "friend of the gays,'' but that incest/Uncle Daddy comment was unforgivable.

In this case, Norma was right to castrate you.

Unforgivable? You're orgasmic in your self-righteous indignation, whether it hits an appropriate target or flies into the house behind the indignation range and hits some old lady in the head while she's knitting booties for her grandbaby (who might be gay).

I always thought we had so many mentally challenged people like you in Arkansas was because of boys diddling their sisters and female cousins. I merely pointed out that the worst societal effect of incest was the children with inbred disabilities created by it, and that drawback does not exist in brother-brother or sister-sister incest.

Of course I'm talking sheer silliness. In the rare case that two or more brothers would happen to be gay, and only in Duggar-size families is that likely, it's extremely unrealistic to believe they would be romantically compatible.

I will admit that I unfairly made fun of the physical resemblance of the two men Norma used as picture boys. That is no more fair to them than was Norma treating them as things, using them as props.

You got the wrong man to hate. Since you have so much hate to give, go ahead and pour it on me. I know it makes you feel better, and it doesn't hurt me. Or make me any less naughty.

Hey numbnuts, go adjust your meds!

The basis for this blog entry is that this is a pivotal time for gay rights and you chime in with some off-the-wall comment about incest. You dig yourself an even deeper hole by implying incest would be OK if it were between two gay siblings.

You're a pathological little weasel who should best be avoided at the next Whoscrum family reunion.

I guess I should have said two or more same sex siblings.

Go ahead and snub me at the family reunion. I don't want to have incest with you anyway. Please don't take it personally--I already told you I am a monotonous marred man.

In the meanwhile, I suggest you take a remedial reading class, then practice writing alone at home until you can do it without sounding like such an idiot. And quit plagiarizing my writing--you make me sound stupid too and I don't need your help. This blog is serious business here, and the only place we can hope to do anything about advancing pivotal gay rights. Please try to be serious and dignified in this space, as exemplified by Norma.

One more thing. I don't know how the term gay came to be used to describe that subset of human beans, but I like to think it had something to do with the gay people being a fun loving bunch, generally speaking. The opposite of the puritan subset.

One of my gay friends once told me it's better to have a dick up your fundament than a stick.

Sis, give yourself a reacharound and pull out the stick.

Oh, Whoscrum, you silly little peabrain. I don't know what to do with you!

You seem to be Fred Phelps, Ted Haggard and RuPaul rolled into one perplexing yet deranged character. I don't know whether to hug your neck or have the men in white coats put you under the rubber room.

Rubber room, please. I have some expertise with rubbers. Polyurethane is the way to go. Latex is irritating even if you're not allergic, and sheepskin won't stop the tiny bugs.

I'm owned by a pair of teenage girls, and had to get their mother to teach this lesson. I only teach them abstinence, but obviously don't walk it since I have fruits of my loin.

Whoa, Nellie. Am I allowed to say fruit? Nellie?