SARAH, FROM OUR FASHION ARCHIVES . . .
"You must remember this, /
A diss is still a diss, /
A lie is still a lie. /
The fundamental things apply /
As Time goes by."
When you first donned this look for last fall's catchy cover of "Inviting Wasilla," we considered staging an intervention, then realized you were already too far gone (in Alaska plus your head), and what Betty Ford offered was too little, too late.
We are thrilled about your lucrative book deal for your "tell-all" autobiography in time for Mothers' Day 2010.
We've pre-ordered twenty copies, certain America's first 3D Pop-Up tome by a losing delusional Veep contender will someday be a Must-Have collectible on eBay!
A diss is still a diss, /
A lie is still a lie. /
The fundamental things apply /
As Time goes by."
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When you first donned this look for last fall's catchy cover of "Inviting Wasilla," we considered staging an intervention, then realized you were already too far gone (in Alaska plus your head), and what Betty Ford offered was too little, too late.
We are thrilled about your lucrative book deal for your "tell-all" autobiography in time for Mothers' Day 2010.
We've pre-ordered twenty copies, certain America's first 3D Pop-Up tome by a losing delusional Veep contender will someday be a Must-Have collectible on eBay!
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Norma, your brilliance knows no bounds.
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July 5, 2009 02:39 PM
Exactly where are those fashion archives?
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July 5, 2009 03:37 PM
In a Regions lockbox.
Yes, I sleep in the nude.
Why are you asking me all these questions?
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July 5, 2009 10:22 PM
Inquiring minds want to know.
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July 6, 2009 02:58 PM