FRANK OF ARC
HERE is how.
FRANK OF ARC
Yes, there is an Arc,
In contemporary usage, “retard” doesn’t mean genetically developmentally-challenged individuals like Trig Palin. “Retard” is vernacular for WILLFUL ignorance and general stupidity as exhibited by Teabagging sheep in Town Hall meetings and by blogging trolls.
Saint Frank of Arc isn’t having any and lets his Town Hall retards know it.
Though we’re pretty sure the Catholic Church has yet to canonize a gay Jewish saint, outspoken St. Barney is worshipped by millions.
(We know the feeling.)
There is a groundswell of support for Frank of Arc and I’m proud to have ordered one of the first lapel pins, depicting a livid Frank in High Belligerence and the slogan, “Don’t Fuck With Frank!” (available in choice of colorways).
Particularly after THIS.
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You may have already seen this, but it gave me a chuckle.
www.godhatesshrimp.com
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August 21, 2009 02:41 PM
Oh, that Leviticus!
You'd think he was one fucked-up food-and-sex-obsessed desert 2,000-year-old Jew, but no.
Just a compilation of "traditional" fucked-up Jewish folklore under a pseudonym.
They lived in the desert. Breathed sand. Sacrificed poor innocent goats to atone for their fucked-upness. The Book of Leviticus? No wonder.
Schmucks.
My favorite is the one about killing your disobedient children.
Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan? Amy Winehouse?
Maybe a kernal of truth there.
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August 22, 2009 04:11 AM
I so enjoyed the Rachmaninoff...believe it or not, I was raised on that shit. (I preferred Berezovsky to Viera in your selections...maybe it was my mood).
Mom has always told me she played classical music to me in the womb. Obviously, something "took'' because I've always had a great appreciation.
I remember being no older than 14 when I had Tchaikovsky blaring from my cassette player while I was hitting balls in preparation for a tournament. It was a routine and it inspired me. My friends thought I was nuts.
I know what you're thinking...Tchaikvosky? She must be a prole..that's simply ear candy.
Forgive me, I was young then.
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August 22, 2009 10:01 PM
Sister- ! I'm so GLAD! It was meant only for you.
Nothing wrong with Tchaikovsky.
Look. I love everybody. I'm an Equal Opportunity Lover. Musically.
Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss, Debussy, Bach (a little like musical trigonometry but, you know: PRECISE).
But the RUSSIANS!
There is something so EMOTIONALLY demanding about the Russkies . . . to yield to their compositions, even for a short period, THREATENS some people.
Those composers want to debauch you physically and emotionally.
In an unforgettably GOOD way.
Is my two cents' worth.
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August 24, 2009 07:13 PM
PLUS, Sister-, if I haven't told you and you don't already know about it, here is Pandora!
Your own custom radio station for free on your computer or iPhone.
Just type in an artist, a song title, a composer, and Pandora's genome delivers . . . well, just try it.
You're welcome.
XXX
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August 24, 2009 07:28 PM