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A Damsel in Distress

The inimitable Norma Bates

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MADONNA TO MARRY JESUS? . . .


 

It’s not what I thought either, thank god. Because THAT would’ve twisted human religious history into a Kabbalah-Catholic Mobius Strip bigger than “The DaVinci Code!”

 

But no. It’s just another 51-year-old cougar rock star retaining fabulous trainers, nutritionists and surgeons to help her snag . . . well . . . Baby Jesus half her age.

 

Can you BLAME her?

 

 

We’re talking Jesus Luz here. The male model. NOT the Son of God.


STOP! Razorbabies. It’s working for Demi and Ashton . . . and HER trainers, nutritionists and surgeons.

 

Love finds a way.

 

Nobody ever said Jesus came cheap.

 

Of course, Demi's career's sorta petered out (you should forgive the expression) since Ashton so we wish Madonna and Jesus all the best.

 



Posted by Norma Bates on September 28, 2009 11:17 AM |

Comments

Madonna has the "best."

Money. Tons of it. Close to becoming a billionaire..well
before the BushMarket hit so many in the face,ass, and pocketbook. But she's hundreds of millions ahead of the other 95% of the USA.

Btw, being totally fashion illiterate what's the light line just above her waist in the photo above? A slip? An 'unkempt or under-dressed thing?
Inquiring minds.

Jesus + Madonna=forever.
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Posted by: eLwood [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 3, 2009 05:01 PM

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