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Paranoid-Schizophrenic Theater Presents: "Beyonce: Robot or Prostitute?"


Rock Candy's eagle-eyed media correspondent David Koon has a fort of TVs stacked around his desk. He's steadily keeping tabs. Here he offers this excerpt from a riveting recent FOX News debate.

LOWRY: "Let me ask you a question to try to cut to the quick of this debate. Two quick yes or no questions. Do you believe Beyonce is a prostitute? Yes or no."

LEVIN: "No."

LOWRY: "Of course not. Do you believe that she is a robot? Yes or no."

LEVIN: "No."

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